my favorite ad
"Mr. Athelete. Would you like a coke?"
*takes coke* "Never had one" *drinks coke* "what else haven't I done?"
*starts calling with a phone*
"Doris?"
"Yes?"
"I've always loved you"
beeeeeep
*goes to a tatoo and piercing shop*
"Nice"
*rings a doorbell. Sum Guy opens the door*
"I'm your real dad!"
"Mom!" and so on....
*takes coke* "Never had one" *drinks coke* "what else haven't I done?"
*starts calling with a phone*
"Doris?"
"Yes?"
"I've always loved you"
beeeeeep
*goes to a tatoo and piercing shop*
"Nice"
*rings a doorbell. Sum Guy opens the door*
"I'm your real dad!"
"Mom!" and so on....