It's a new ABC program series for their news. Anyhow, if you don't know anything about autism, it is defined by the World Health Organization and the American Psychological Association as a "developmental disability that results from a disorder of the human central nervous system. It is diagnosed using specific criteria for impairments to social interaction, communication, interests, imagination and activities." It basically means you have complete usage of all of your five senses but do not have ability to communicate with other people. It's basically like you live on another plain of existance. It is a very real and serious disorder.
HOWEVER, there is a related diagnosis called "Asperger's Syndrome" (pronounced ass-burger). This is the "horrible related disease" they did a piece on today. They went on and on about how poor children got picked on during their childhood for having ass-burgers. lol That cracked me up everytime they said that, btw. They continued on to say how most of these brave brave children continued on to lead good successful lives. How wonderful for them!
And what are the symptoms of this aweful disorder? Well unlike autism, which is defined by a person having normal or superior intelligence, but being completely devoid of any manner of communication, people who suffer from ass-burgers can communicate perfectly. There is no communication delay, as it is described on several websites I checked out. The symptoms typically show up in the early teenage years and stay until the mid-20s. They include things like staying up late, being lazy, and getting stressed out easily. In other words, bullshit symptoms typical of anyone in their youth.
If you haven't realized by now, I think the "disorder" is a complete crock. Autism is real. Ass-burgers is bullshit. It's just an excuse. It's the new ritalin... give it to every child in America to have a failsafe excuse at every turn.
So Aspergers, real or not?
HOWEVER, there is a related diagnosis called "Asperger's Syndrome" (pronounced ass-burger). This is the "horrible related disease" they did a piece on today. They went on and on about how poor children got picked on during their childhood for having ass-burgers. lol That cracked me up everytime they said that, btw. They continued on to say how most of these brave brave children continued on to lead good successful lives. How wonderful for them!
And what are the symptoms of this aweful disorder? Well unlike autism, which is defined by a person having normal or superior intelligence, but being completely devoid of any manner of communication, people who suffer from ass-burgers can communicate perfectly. There is no communication delay, as it is described on several websites I checked out. The symptoms typically show up in the early teenage years and stay until the mid-20s. They include things like staying up late, being lazy, and getting stressed out easily. In other words, bullshit symptoms typical of anyone in their youth.
If you haven't realized by now, I think the "disorder" is a complete crock. Autism is real. Ass-burgers is bullshit. It's just an excuse. It's the new ritalin... give it to every child in America to have a failsafe excuse at every turn.
So Aspergers, real or not?
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