David f***ing Beckham

Victoria Beckham scares me... she looks like a cross between somebody who has been dead for 1000 years and has had her skin eating away by maggots, and then her skeleton painted bronze and two water melons shoved down her top, and a rat.
 
Did you watch the apprentice last night by any chance and saw the Beckham look-a-like last night?
 
I'd take a look-alike over the real thing.

And Victoria, if you're reading this(which she's not) dont EVER smile again. I saw that and had the urge to scream, douse myself with lighter fluid, light myself on fire and jump out the window. Its that bad O_____o
 
I wish she'd wear a bucket over her head.. or maybe her whole body. I'm sure she'd fit inside a thimble. Her groceries sure do anyway.
 
Romeo said:
Victoria Beckham scares me... she looks like a cross between somebody who has been dead for 1000 years and has had her skin eating away by maggots, and then her skeleton painted bronze and two water melons shoved down her top, and a rat.
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Well that pretty much sums it up in one go:neomon:...apart from now and again her fake tan looks more orange than bronze.
As for David Beckham I'm not sure why he is still being whored but he is the best international player we've had in a while (at least his ego isn't huge like every other England player) but Victoria is still more popular >_<
 
All David Beckham does is play football. All Victoria Beckham does is prance around in skimpy clothes which show off her eye-raping, skeletal figure, and sing stupid songs. Both equally undeserving, but still. It's Capitalism, folks. Undeserving celebrities who haven't really achieved much are still idolised, when scientists, doctors, politicians, policemen, engineers, firemen, teachers, soldiers, and business people are infinitely more important, yet get much lower wages, with the exception of business people, of course. Why? Damn clowns, half of them. All they're good at is acting and performing stupid stunts... and it's not even half good acting.

It's sad, but it happens.

People like Alan Sugar, well, are considerably more worthy "celebrities".
 
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He's making money whatever way he can, it's smarts whether you hate him or not. Happy healthy retirement Becks! :|
 
Major Zero said:
Undeserving celebrities who haven't really achieved much are still idolised, when scientists, doctors, politicians, policemen, engineers, teachers, and business people are ten times more important, yet get much lower wages, with the exception of business people, of course.
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Don't forget firemen. :monster:

It's all very true what you just said though. -_- Footballer's wages are disgusting....I really don't see why any one person would NEED all that money...
 
Romeo said:
Victoria Beckham scares me... she looks like a cross between somebody who has been dead for 1000 years and has had her skin eating away by maggots, and then her skeleton painted bronze and two water melons shoved down her top, and a rat.
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This post won the thread.
 
3 more goals for Ronaldo in the Premiership and he'll be earning the highest weekly wage in football next season:P
But it depends on what football clubs WANT to give them for wages, they get too much, but football, in its own aspect is a business. But its only because its the most popular sport in the world.
 
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