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A mysterious man named Vincent Valentine got attacked by a caped fellow earlier today, but because of Midgar's stiff anti-gun laws, he instead turned into a demon to defend himself. Some citizens are now petitioning a new law that bans all transformations into non-human entities, while others are hopeful it is a trait they can learn to counter the ever rising criminal confidence in the city.

In other news, renowned Dragonborn of Skyrim was arrested today on charges of murder. He allegedly killed tens of people in their sleep with a dagger. This has been the worst slaughter since the destruction spell massacre in Whiterun's central high school. We all remember how the court wizard was shunned out of the hold for weeks before the Jarl's demand to let him back in. We can now expect to see the same thing happen with Whiterun's blacksmiths.
 

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Because members may be as attracted to flames as I am, I call this thread closed.

(...obvious flaming/trolling attractions)
 
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