"I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The Alabama slammer
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The three-toed sloth
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is Open" - Brian, Cocktail
Tidus, Auron, Braska, Jecht, Wakka, Yuna, Lulu, Khimari, Rikku, and Seymour go out to the bar. (Drinking age is 15 in Spira) It's Rikku's first time to the bar. Lucky her. What do you think they order?
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The Alabama slammer
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The three-toed sloth
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is Open" - Brian, Cocktail
Tidus, Auron, Braska, Jecht, Wakka, Yuna, Lulu, Khimari, Rikku, and Seymour go out to the bar. (Drinking age is 15 in Spira) It's Rikku's first time to the bar. Lucky her. What do you think they order?