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Please vote to let us know which of the jokes you think deserves to be in a cracker!
Here are the entries which we received (mixed order):
Entry 1:
What does Yuna decorate for Christmas?
Her Treedus.
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Entry 2:
What does Bartz wrap his Christmas presents with?
With a chocobow.
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Entry 3:
Q: Why did Cindy ask Santa for a purse for Christmas?
A: Because she gave up trying to spell personality.
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Entry 4:
"This way, Mr Trump, and erm, I would also appreciate it if you don't grab me by the derriere again," sighed Quistis in an audibly exasperated tone as she led Balamb Garden's newest headmaster through the umpteenth pristine hallway towards the Training Centre.
Strutting proudly behind her was Headmaster Trump (how exactly he managed to obtain this position of great authority despite his lack of qualifications is beyond me, but this wouldn't be the first time anyone has ever raised this question), whose mind was currently preoccupied with the most tremendously salient of matters: how many gold ingots would need to be melted down to turn this entire establishment into an extension of Trump Tower?
"This is the Training Centre, Headmaster. This is where our students can be tested to their martial limits against real monsters. I would warn you not to enter-"
"There is no one more leveled up than I am. Believe me!" cried Headmaster Trump, as he proceeded to haughtily waltz in.
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Fifteen minutes later, Dr Kadowaki hurriedly reported to the scene along with a small contingency of elite SeeD candidate students. "What happened? Instructor Trepe reported that the Headmaster had a particularly dramatic encounter with a T-Rexaur!"
"Indeed. I was just very startled and frightened by the sight of that big scary head and those tiny little flailing hands..."
...said the T-Rexaur.
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Entry 5:
What did The Grinch give little Cindy Lou for Christmas?
Why, a toolbox kit.
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Entry 6:
Q: What did Santa say to Cindy?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho...
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Entry 7:
It was Christmas Day on Cocoon. The Fal'Cie Shiva had already blanketed the world in a generous layer of snow and the children of Cocoon were regaled with the tale of the Fal'Cie Santa Claus and all those helper elves whose Focus was to deliver presents to all the well behaved children of the world. If the elves don't succeed in delivering all the presents and fail their Focus, they turn to zombies forever.
"Mom is tough, but unfortunately she's been too busy and hasn't been able to buy you a gift this year, sweetie," said Nora Estheim regrettably, as she tucked her son Hope into bed that night, "but don't worry. Your father said he may be able to take time off work tomorrow and come visit. We'll make up for it tomorrow and give you a wonderful present then. Tell me, what do you wish for?"
"To have been born into another family," said Hope curtly, behaving like any bratty teenage kid.
The following day came and Hope was served a copy of his adoption certificate.
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The competition entries might be in, but the ha-ha-ha-HA never ends. You can tell a joke at any time of the year. Do continue to tell jokes to each other.
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