There was a Mom and she was baking cookies for her three kids. She was stirring the mix when she accedentley hit a jar full of BB's and knocked it into the Mix. "Ah well...they will be okay." She said and finished backing them. After baking she put them on the table for the kids to eat.
The First kid came back 30 min. later saying...."Mommy!! I ate those cookies and I shitted out BB's!!" and the mom said "It is okay, I dropped in the mix on accident"
Second kid comes and says "MOMMY!? I was taking a dump and silver BB's came out" mom said the same thing.
Third kid came and said....."Mommy!?" she said "I know, I know, you shitted out BB's" and the kid says...."No...I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
The First kid came back 30 min. later saying...."Mommy!! I ate those cookies and I shitted out BB's!!" and the mom said "It is okay, I dropped in the mix on accident"
Second kid comes and says "MOMMY!? I was taking a dump and silver BB's came out" mom said the same thing.
Third kid came and said....."Mommy!?" she said "I know, I know, you shitted out BB's" and the kid says...."No...I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
