Ba-humbug Bahamut

[President Rufus]

The perfered images of previous classic bahmuts vs all these ugly new ones. Specify which one you like anf from what game, and perhaps why.
-President Rufus

 

[Seminal Emerald]

FF7's bahamut was my favorite, it had the classic image of a dragon, with the power of the kickbutt megaflare attack!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

How is my beautiful wife?

 

[President Rufus]

Though not a true bahmut, you have to admit that Tiamat from FF8 was a pretty sweet version/dragon. It's Death Flare Attack was pretty cool!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

I will admit Tiamat was interesting, but he had nothing on Bahamut Zero and his Solar Flare attack from space.

 

[President Rufus]

Yeah, the bahamut in FF7 Advent Children really sucked.

 

[President Rufus]

Your wife is fine. Zero bahamut was kick-@$$, and the attack was cool. Actually, he was cool just because he was silver.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Yes it did, supposedly the desighner was going for a more classical look, but in the end it looked horrible (with reference to Advent Children). However, it wasn't as bad as the bahamut found in FFX

 

[President Rufus]

First, in AC, I thought this "bahamut" was really one of the Weapons, but instead the extrasrevealed it was a "new approved" style of bahamut. talk about major suckage.

What's your take on it Captain?

 

[Seminal Emerald]

In FFX I think Bahamut had eaten way to many brownies, due to his increased girth, and the mega flare attack that resulted was merely an affect of a bad gas buildup in bahamut's stomach.

 

[President Rufus]

Yeah, FFX looked like bahmut from the priors of FF7/FF8 had gone on retirement, ate a couple heaping pounds of chocolate and played way too much FF9, and tehn said, "Damn!!!! I need to get back out there!"

Seriously, the oder bahamut gets in the series, the worse it gets looking. which brings up a good point:
Bahmut, male, or female?

 

[President Rufus]

And what was with that dumb ring thingy on his back?

 

[Seminal Emerald]

There is a reason why Yuna stood away from his backside.
Could you imagine the power of his rocket charged behind
when he lets on rip. It could have blown Yuna into a tree!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Hey Check it out Rufus, i'm a chocobo breeder. That means i watch big yellow birds make love to each other.

 

[President Rufus]

Speaking of gas.....ahem!

Anyways, good point there about Yuna blowingup. maybe that would've been for the bast if she had died taht way. Can you imagine, reading her cause of death: Bahamut gas.

Hehehe

 

[President Rufus]

So am I, but I hate chocobos and I plan on playing target practice on them with my sawed-off.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

And in response to Bahamut's ring thingy, I personally believe it was a satalite dish that gave him better reception on his T.V. And also gave him access to all those naughty Pay-Per-View channels. A dragon with free porn is bound to never leave his couch, thus the reason why he got fat. There were no attractive female characters in FF9, thus the reason why he went on vacation. The only reason why he got off the couch is bercause Yuna was hot, and he wanted to have hot dragon sex with her. Titus had nothing on FF7 Bahamut, but our poor little dragon lost the battle for Yuna once she realized how fat he had gotten. And that is my opinion on the ring thingy manner.

 

[President Rufus]

That's awesome Captain.

Simply awesome.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Wow now that was a long explanation!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

I already told you the designer wanted a more classic look in advent children