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Heh, I wish. Only in a perfect world. Let's think about this for a minute. If somebody dies, a Phoenix Down quickly revives them. If somebody is sick or hurt, a few quick Potions will instantly cure them. You can kill anything in your path simply by having a higher level than somebody else. If...

We, as people, have a right to a home of our own. When someone breaks into your home, they're putting their life in your hands. They have no right to be in your house, and you have every right to do whatever you need to do in order to stop them. It's not illegal to shoot a burglar that is...

FF2. Good story, but if you've played the original Famicom game. Oh my lord, if you have played the original Famicom game. I could rant forever and ever about the pains I went through to complete this game, being the hardcore FF nerd I was then. Completing this game is like trying to shove a...

Yeah, nobody likes/needs Cait Sith. There's a reason. He's a Shinra worker, controlling a cat, controlling a giant stuffed moogle, shouting through a megaphone. All he ever does is kidnap Marlene and go throw away one of his many bodies. Which brings me to another point. Cait Sith did not...

I hate to break it to you, but nobody wants to see a FF8 movie, especially after the nightmare-storm of FF7 sequels. Square is simply, with the FF7-be-a-separate-series thing, celebrating their breakthrough into mainstream popularity and massive paychecks. Sorry, Squall. Nobody wants you here...

Here's my choices. 1 - Unfortunately, Squall. I'd send him packing if I were the leader, but the game doesn't offer you a choice, for whatever perfectly unexplained reason. Renzokuken is pretty useful though. 2 - Rinoa. Squall is this sorceress's knight, after all. It wouldn't feel right...

Yeah, a little too easy. When I played through the forest at the beginning, I was expecting a challenge like the old days. I thought, "Cool, my characters start at level 1. This must be a real challenge." The first boss took me three tries. It actually got *easier* as the game went on. That...

Well, the short hair took a little getting used to, but it's just a haircut, for Odin's sake! I'd say she needed one, or she might trip over her hair during a boss fight! Ah well. She's not bad-looking either way, you know.

C'mon, guys. I blasted through that place in two hours, with a bunch of level-gains to boot. Plus, I couldn't wait to see the new continent. It was neat, though. I appreciated the puzzles and overall challenge of FF9's dungeons. Better than the cakewalks of FF7 and FF8. Maybe it's because I grew...

Zidane - just because I have to. If I could choose, I'd put Freya here, for jump attacks and dragoon abilities. Dagger - for healing and unleashing the latest summon. Steiner - for using combo attacks with Vivi, and powerhouse sword attacks. Vivi - blasting enemies with spells, and helping Steiner.

1. Do you like the outfits? Yeah, actually. A little on the anime side, but more than made up for by the fact that so many outfits were modeled after classic FF attire (in other words, the first 5 games). The red coats and red hats of red mages, the pointy hats of black mages, the capes and...

There were some damned *awesome* moments in this game, but I'd have to say that the most epic thing I've seen from this game was Castle Pandemonium. Ohhhhhh yeah. That whole segment was such an awesome nod to FF2. Just, epic beyond belief. One of many moments in FF9 when my jaw dropped. I...

Pssh. If you can't play an awesome 2D game with beautifully detailed graphcis, simply because it's not polygonal, you are missing out on an absolutely amazing game. Your loss. 3D, I think, would ruin the style of FF6. Where it worked for the simplistic medieval-fantasy styles of FF3 and FF4...

It would appear we mostly agree that life is better when it's free of silly, sentimental drama. I see the stuff that goes on (especially amongst the girls) at school and on the interwebs (bah, myspace), and I just think it's ridiculous. Having a sister who gets involved sometimes really opens...

Aaahhh... a day in the life of an earthling. Just another wonderful attempt to degrade our sense of self and individualtiy, and to turn us all into lifeless, mindless, idiotic, identical gray blobs. What're they gonna do, cut off my penis at birth and insist that all babies are made by zapping...

You know, marijuana is just a plant. Bob Marley says that making marijuana illegal is, technically, making God a criminal. It's true. God is now considered a criminal. He grows weed in his vast, planetary yard. To me, it's wrong to ban a simple plant, especially one so harmless. So, obviously...

I feel you, Argor. But, here's what I say. I figure that the rare, really great girl will see past womanizers, and look for a guy who's more loving and less horny. A lot of the girls I know give in very easily to spur-of-the-moment desires. One in particular meets "the love of her life" every...

Y'know, that's the world we live in. The rich build statues of themselves, buy bed sheets for $25,000, purchase ultrasound machines to see inside their wife's womb, own six yachts and a private island, and run evil mega-businesses like Square-Enix and Disney. The poor, on the other hand...

Yes, outlawing guns would not prevent serial killers from getting them anyways, and going on killing sprees. And at the same time, it would prevent good people from getting guns without having to break the law. If bad people will use guns, and good people won't use them because they think guns...

Well, obviously, about half the Bible was lost in translation. There is a god. He probably wanted to make a book like that. But he's probably mad now because his great book has been the most re-worked, edited, re-re-re-translated, and misunderstood book in all of history. Don't believe 75% of...