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ffs, the one FF villain I really like and I couldn't even make him my guess despite it being obvious now. :gonk:

Kuja? He was "born" first and deemed a failure after all.

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say...

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say...

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say, never"...

Trick question. There are no M&Ms in there. Zero. It's a crafty illusion. Don't simply believe your eyes!

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say...

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say, never"...

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say...

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that...

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that...

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that...

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that...

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is...

What a silly dunce Can't even read rules, good grief A terrible thief

I have been naughty Surely I deserve more coal Who must I cajole? :sad2:

Posting on behalf of Cloudysky Masterful joke is solely his. I would love to take credit for this instead but I'm a dumb dumb and such an obvious joke didn't cross my mind. :gonk:

My fury now burns Gift number 6 will be claimed Your face shall be maimed

Ever the sly thief Linnaete coveted the coal Kira's gift she stole

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed, "No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried. "And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied "Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is...