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Aaaaaaaaand that's a wrap. The Christmas poem event is over. Congrats to Paddy McGee for contributing the final line to our collective festive fever dream. You will get an unspecified extra amount of EXP once I've worked out what to actually distribute as a prize. And a warm thank you to...

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!" "Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould." That was when Hope's mum arrived, scruffy as can be: where's that little...

I think I aced a lot of English classes when I was in secondary school thanks to Final Fantasy XII of all things! I recall one of the tasks assigned to us by our English class teacher was to write an inspiring speech to a crowd of disenchanted citizens from the perspective of a charismatic...

Sintaur easily. Just look at the majesty of it. You really also have to admire the extra effort that went into making the joke work for this format. Now imagine how terrifying it must be to witness a giant whale creature galloping around Spira on a set of four majestic hooves.

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!" "Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould." That was when Hope's mum arrived, scruffy as can be: where's that little...

Matoya's Cave? Though I guess she has sentient brooms with her so it's not entirely lonely, but she's a cranky old woman in both FFI and FFXIV - especially the former as some dark elf has somehow managed to steal the crystal eye that allows her to see.

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!" "Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould." That was when Hope's mum arrived, scruffy as can be: where's that little...

I'm working on it, but my brain refuses to cooperate with me and the 2nd song continues to elude me. Will submit an entry once I've given my noggin a good whack with the butt of a hammer and when I'm more confident with what I have.

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!" "Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould." That was when Hope's mum arrived, scruffy as can be: where's that little...

"I'm here!" shouted Linnaete the Sim "But chomp fast! The mustard is sliding off already and I'm getting cold!" "Eww," cried Jecht, despite bleeding profusely from a Tonberry knife wound, "I bet she's covered with mould." That was when Hope's mum arrived, scruffy as can be: where's that little...

Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope. "She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope." "I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this...

Parasite Eve? It's a sequel to an actual novel named Parasite Eve, takes place at Christmas, has a police station and umm, okay I'm not sure what the fireplace video alludes to. The length of the game? :edd:

Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope. "She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope." "I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this...

Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope. "She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope." "I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this...

Yeah, for some strange reason when they ported Final Fantasies V and VI over to the PS1 as the Final Fantasy Anthology package, they created new CG renders for the two games and...it's a very strange CG art style they've gone for. While the FFVI characters generally look okay, everyone looks...

"Where's my mum?!!" then screamed an arriving Hope; crying and crying like he can't cope. "She fell to her death," the Judge Magister spoke. "Now, if you please, find someplace else to mope." "I am so sick of mother characters dying so early in fiction," huffed little Linnaete, "I hate this...

"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!" Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun. "Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone." "Never, I say...

... I give up. Who do I barter for at least a point for making a decent argument?

The Piplup in me would like to nominate these flightless fellas. Wark! The great auk. You can kind of describe them as something visually resembling a penguin and a large duck. They used to forage the waters of the North Atlantic and were obviously known by humans long before the first...

Ardbert (Warrior of Darkness) Born in the First, one of the shards of Hydaelyn and is therefore a "firstborn son". His title is explanatory because he shines like obsidian. Same crest I presume that just means the Warrior job crest, even though Derplander has also branched out to [checks...