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It was not that bad tbh

Irish is much better, by leaps and bounds. Everyone loves us, no one likes Scotland. Everyone loves Paddy's Day, Kiss me I'm Irish, and claims to have Irish ancestry. Do not speak to any Irish folks, they look like this



A doll with a photo of my face on it, no one could resist that. Why would I buy you a ring, when you could steal one for yourself :inlove:

We will have a schedule to keep, and it will be fun buddy. Hmm that is not too bad I guess, we shall see I suppose. I'll pre-order and see what they say. I have the best taste in everything

I will use it in conversation, and you will learn. It is the go to word, you can use it in almost any situation

It is very annoying, but you were easy to talk to over the mic. So I think I will get better at it next time. I will probably seduce you by accident, then we will get married. Till one day you walk in on me and that sex doll...

If it didn't feature batman, no one would have played it ever. That is it. You appear to have good taste in games, this is suspicious

I will pre-order it soon then, I will hit up Liffey Valley soon and do that. How much is wii motion + by itself? Expensive? I do have a wii, I got it in order to play Twilight Princess, I got abuse from all the boys for having a wii not a 360 or bee edds dree

Looks like I wont be buying DS2 for a while, this is next on my list. Do you buy wii motion plus?

Kind of but not really, this explains it I suppose http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=craic

I would never be nervous online, I am too much of a winner too worry about that. I can take my time and gather myself when I am typing. In social situations I am charismatic and beautiful, except the first time. I stay quiet until I can suss out how to be the centre of attention. People also warm to you when they think you are shy and embarrassed.

I do not like speaking over phones and such, so the mic is really difficult for me to do. It just seems so unnatural, so I sound weird if I speak as I normally do.

This is true, but games are the one arena where his taste is bland. Arkham Asylum and UC, pffffft. The third on actually looked really cool, the ads were great for it. The gameplay for the first is so tedious. It's not that it's really bad, it's simply room after room of the same thing though.

You have the craic with your friends, getting drunk with your pals is serious craic, bungie jumping is great craic all together, that guy is mad for the beer he's some craic etc.

I was nervous, but I do speak quite quickly I think. I will speak more slowly next time and we will see if I have an accent at all. I doubt it though to be honest, you are thinking of country people when you think of Irish people. Basically anywhere that isn't where I live has the accent you want

I have an aunty mary, she is very annoying so I understand what you mean =]

No one could afford to pay me for being good looking, all the money in the world would not be enough for an hour of my looks. We must make Hal rage at us, hello hallybbz if you read this

I the new LoZ looking good? I have seen no demos

I am not, it was terrific fun. It was serious craic playing with ana, but we only started to have banter towards the end. Then summer was over and we couldn't really play. Your accent is class

Do your ears always ache early ar maidin? The menopause will do that to ya all right

I am pretty good, making money and being really good looking. So good looking that my rhymes don't even rhyme. Do not get Uncharted, we must unite against Hal

That is fine, we will leave it till next weekend. I definitely will not be working next Sunday, so we can play on my Saturday night, it will be epic. I can't wait to play again

how are you my pal?

I think i might have broke it

SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM CARD BABY

Hell fucking yeah

I do remember. I also remembers mines was slightly less

Thank fuck its almost the weekend I cant wait til 2.30 tomorrow

Also nice status.

I wasnt sure whether tae laugh or facepalm at that pm. Im glad you set it all straight though. It was riling me up big time.
Alas no sim card today either. My amazon stuff hasnt come either. If i dont have a phone for the weekend im gunna be one unhappy guy!

It's a lot of fun generally, sometimes it just gets too full of everyone trying to be the most apathetic, cruellest, and cleverest, motherfucker to ever mother fuck as cruelly, cleverly, and indifferently as possible

The GIFs are really maddening, but there is no point in being wound up by them. Things seem to have gotten a bit worse lately, but that will pass

When the shoutbox is like this, it makes me feel like

You would never ever get over it, why would you lie like this?

I had one for two days when I was ten iirc, no I have not. I do not see what the big deal is, I have never met one I wanted to be with socially and sexually, simultaneously. It is a degree year, also if I get over 70% in both subjects I will get to do a H.Dip

Resistance looks like all other generic shooters ever, I doubt I'll get 3 tbh, I'm not even sure about 2.

Downin' shots and bangin moths

It was basically our myspace, it personified the 'random' era.

Sounds good buddy, I will know Friday whether or not I can play anyways, I am not down for Sunday so hopefully the boss will not ask me to come in. Someone through a banger at my head when I was working Halloween night, I still hate the kids. Except the adorable ones, who I want to give all of the sweets in the shop to

I know what you mean, well I do not as I have never had a girlfriend. I can use my imagination though. What shit games are you playing? Wrongo I am in my third of four years

Ah they are the best, I had a night out after three weeks of no nights out a few months back. Messiness central

Did you ever hear of bebo?

That's the point of it really, if you can't say it out loud in one breath, it's not wit. When two people are insulting each other in person, no one recites an insulting monologue

awesome, I am working Saturday but have Sunday off I believe, so I can stay up late

Pretty good, need to get some serious work and study done though. This is an important college year. What about you?

Being witty is similar to the whole 'I'm so random' phase that was going around a few years back. I blame Oscar Wilde, people have the idea stuck in their head that all 'wit' begins and ends with him. The main problem is people haven't read his work, his best insults were maybe a sentence long, and used simple language. His work is very old now though, so people think that means it must have been ridiculously elaborate and used lengthy words. Cunts

Your Sunday you mean, closer to 11am would be ideal