Tucker

Tucker

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  • The Joker
    Yeah! I'm worshiped like a deity, and don't you forget it!
    Welp, I better get started on that 175 years. Good night! :sleep:
    It's true. :( I'll be taken out in seconds, I need help. :okay:
    Quite the opposite, I've gotten far prettier the older I've gotten. Now I must go brush my pretty blond hair. :raye:
    Damn. Guess I have to get a sex change operation now to throw her off the track.
    The Joker
    Yay! I am moving up in the world. I am now an ancestor. Yes.
    Only 150? You are too kind. I was thinking 200, 250 easy.
    No! No! No! It won't be fun on my part, I'll be running out the door, screaming at the top of my lungs.
    Because I'm pretty. Mwahaha.
    Oh, I heard Goddess Bunny say that she wants to come dance for... YOU!
    Richard B Riddick
    Richard B rid dick. Perfect!

    Brid Dick for short. :D

    Having your male genitalia account for 50% of your name's proportion, and names having a tendency to be representative of real life, tips the tables far in my favor.

    PS -- I'm not really someone who enjoys talking about sex. I like to be a trouble maker sometimes. >:I ----- (bad boy face!! nyehe)
    Nbotff
    Me and my sister watched the human centipede.... and that was pretty freaky lol. Every year my mates come drink and we watch Saw for halloween :) its all good. The first horror movie i watched was the ring.... and i couldn't watch TV again for a month lol xx
    The Joker
    Be kind to your elders, we're all wrinkled and not able to walk, so you should be nice to us. Especially me, since I'm like a million.

    Heyyyy, I think I can look quite lovely after a hundred years sleep. I'd be ravishing! Mwahahahaha. Problem? ;)

    I think she does, she's in love with me. Save me like now!

    They wish, those old broads are out of luck. Since the female who called me was young, 24, and drop dead gorgeous. :monsmash:
    Richard B Riddick
    I'm not remembering it either. ^^!

    You must have been very inspired by the 'dick' in my name to have come up with it. It was one of a kind and couldn't be copied, reproduced nor duplicated.
    The Joker
    Aghhhh, it's becoming so dark that I can't even see it! I'm blind!

    I know. :( It's why I sleep so much. If I sleep for another 100 hours, I can finally take my mask off and show off my real face! Wish me luck... ma'am. :trollface:

    She is, and calling my name in the night. :(

    Heh, yes, a HER. An actual female called me. Surprise of the century, eh? Haha.
    Squid
    :sick: two girls one cup!! Disgusting, although the poop in that video looked more like a chocolate slushi or something :S and lmfao I wonder why the music started to play!

    As a personal assistant I am like the slave to my boss who is a very important man. I have to organise his meetings and tend to his every need...almost like a wife :grin: It's a lot harder than it sounds though :( it stresses me out.
    The Joker
    Ha! So there is a vast and dark conspiracy behind the color change. I think this may be too much for my fragile little mind to handle. :gasp:

    It was! I woke up and was all. NOPE. Laid back down and went back to sleep. I'm not letting Goddess Bunny interfere with my beauty sleep.

    Ack! My apologies. I was just... distracted by Bunny's dancing. :hmm:

    I wanted to, but I went out with her. It's my fault for not having a.... what's it called? A backbone. :okay:
    The Joker
    Like oh my, I'm all scared now. Your font has changed to purple. I don't know what to do!?!

    What can I say? I was born this way. Did I just make a Lady Gaga reference? Yes. Yes I did.

    -Le Gasp- So that was HER last night. Seriously, last night at around 3:45 am I got woken up by someone whispering my name twice. No joke. Damn you Goddess Bunny! -shakes fist all dramatically-

    Why thank you kind ma'am.

    One of my friends called me and woke me up. :( Some friend, right?
    Nbotff
    I honestly dont watch alot of movies. I didn't see the last one lol. I prefer horror movies :) Was this one any good? xx
    Squid
    Yes :grin: Toni Town. And I am the Mayor.
    I work at the University of Adelaide as a personal assistant. It's pretty fun, better than what I was doing before but it's also very stressful!!

    PS: :inlove:
    Squid
    I do not look amazing with wet hair either. Mine doesn't change colour coz it's already dark but it goes all stringy and dreadlocky and looks like it's all oily and Blerghh! Tom looks beautiful no matter what. He could not have a shower for a month and still be beautiful :inlove:

    That sucks about your teacher getting angry at you, but maybe it will teach you not to 'forget' your home work any more :grin: no wife of mine is going to fail school :rage:

    I am swell, nothing much going on in Toni town. Just work and boring stuff like that. I'm so interesting!!

    PS :kinky:
    Squid
    :jess: he's.....hes so.....beautiful! Magnificent, Amazing, SPUNKY, SEXY and Fantastic!!

    I am so glad he is ours to share :inlove:

    Btw, how are you? :grin:

    PS: RyanXMarlena :tehe:
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