The Joker

The Joker

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  • Tucker
    You are not worthy. We only worship football and hot dogs. Oh har har har :lew:
    Have fun.
    YOU LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA TOO :gasp:
    Yes, it is quite the scary process. Although, when Goddess Bunny gets to your room, she'll do the same thing :britt:/gross and scary
    Tucker
    Not by us Americans :griin:
    See you later! Much...much later...
    :raye: Yes, you are soooooooooo beautiful.
    So you are gonna become a girl :hmmm:
    Tucker
    Wrinkly and obnoxious. Nobody likes you :hmph: Except the Asians who worship you.
    175 I think'll do it.
    Which, with your bad legs, you won't last long...
    Pretty? You are too old.
    No, Goddess Bunny is 100% straight...literally too...
    Tucker
    You've passed elders...you've gone onto ancestors. And ancestors are annoying and keep talkin bout the past :hmph:
    150 maybe...
    Maybe I should let you two...have some fun :britt:
    Why would she ever wanna talk to an old thing like you?
    Tucker
    Not uncommon for men your age.
    Even a hundred year wouldn't help....and also :rage:
    Poor thing :( She must really like you :britt:
    Ooh! Was it Mildred? Or was it Bertha :britt: she's a naughty rascal.
    Tucker
    Darker...Darker...Darker....
    Beauty sleep? :rofl: You'd need a lot to make you beautiful.
    Still dancin for ya?
    Oooooh....her :wacky:
    Tucker
    And you will never know the dark evil reason mwuahahahaha :devil: (Matches my icon better)
    :ffs:
    Oh my gosh that's so creepy :panic: Probs her :lew:
    WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MA'AM :rage:
    Ugh :damon: That's too early. And you didn't go back to bed after? I would've :lew:
    Tucker
    Oh you cruel old man :trollface:
    Never...EVER even use the bathroom :ahmed: she's waiting for an opportunity :ahmed: and she doesnt care where :ahmed:
    I like the way you think :monster:
    BECAUSE HE IS BEAUTIFUL :rage:
    Why did you wake up so early?
    Tucker
    How many times is that now?
    Yes, NEVER EVER sit down for the rest of your life! She's waiting for you...watching...:ahmed:
    Protect all you want but in the end Jackie Chan will persevere :(
    Ian Somerhalder :inlove:
    It's LABOR DAY you are supposed to sleep in :gasp: I just woke up and it is 12:20.
    Tucker
    Mean, but she deserves it. :mokken:
    Oh, how did you guess? She also tries a lap dance.
    Yes, your bony white leg :(
    I have many men :mokken: But Tom rises above all. Johnny is too old for me, and he has kids. :( But he's still MINE :rage:
    Tucker
    It's not my fault. It's blackmail...She'd sneak out of my closet every night :sad2: The only way to get rid of her is to leech her onto someone else...I am sorry, I had no choice :sad2:
    Yes, and you don't want to see it.
    No problem. Also, you will have an unfortunate encounter with Jackie Chan...and your left leg will become paralyzed.
    I really liked it :britt: Evil mermaids :devil: I also liked Penelope Cruz, but how dare she try to steal my Johnny :rage:
    Tucker
    :gasp2: Me? No...:britt:
    You just wait for her finale.
    You will live for another 88 years. A giant grasshopper will bite your finger and you shall die. Mark my words, it will happen :ahmed:
    That was the movie I saw :lew: Did you like it?
    Tucker
    She is a devilish one, isn't she. Has it all planned out :rage:
    But be careful, if you cross her she can be quite deadly.
    You are thinking of how awesome I am :grin:
    I saw a movie :grin: I would have liked to be lazy like you, but my friend would not let that happen. Did you see the new Pirate of the Caribbean movie?
    Tucker
    Ah, I see. She'll probably wake up in about a week. (Just know that she will crap herself, and unless you want a terrible stink in your house you will have to change her)
    She hates cake. If she even smells cake she lets out this screech that'll make you deaf.
    Yes, yes I am :britt:
    Yay It's Labor Day :yay: Time to sleep in one final day...
    Tucker
    Very bad knees. Has she reached the top yet? :panic:
    My receptionist will be here in 4-6 weeks.
    Mr. Legs 8( Those white, bony, hairless legs 8(
    Yes, it was wonderful. I got 11 last night. But sadly this week I shall go back to my regular 4-5 hours of sleep :sad3:
    Tucker
    Oh no, how stupid of me! :ffs: I forgot to hire a receptionist! I'll do that quickly. (Don't worry, it takes a long, agonizingly long time for her to get up the stairs)
    Yes. Those hairy fat legs :britt:
    I know! As soon as I got home from tennis practice I ate, lounged a lil bit then had to go to sleep. I got a wonderful 15 1/2 hours of sleep last night :grin:
    Tucker
    Yes, you don't know where she'll be next :panic:
    Or...are you :ahmed:
    Thank you :griin:
    It's the perfect time to be sleeping, not waking up! Well that's good that you get a break, and I shall be jealous because I must wake up early tomorrow. Well it's Thursday, and then FRIDAY. Ya know what that means :britt:
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