Then I should turn into Hitler against the cats. Get me some gas plox. 
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I would never do such a thing to man's best friend, that would be cruel.
You!!! Have cursed me with the evil Goddess Bunny. I'm doomed, doooooooomed!
Haha, it really does. All that squeezing sounds painful too. Between the squeezing and Goddess Bunny, I don't have a chance anymore at survival lol.
Yes, he does need people to see his movies or he'll be back living on the streets and eating out of dumpsters.
Good news! Brushed them again and now they're a lovely shade of green.
Skinnin' me some cats.
I only ever upload crazy drunk pictures.... might do some nice ones for a change. Maybe lol. I have work which is alright i guess but i havn't been paid yet... cheap foools xx
lol oh yeah. Its only been two weeks? feels like forever
. Its okay i've had my drink fill for the weekend. I hope someone took pictures i wanna see my face 
. How's your weekend been? xx
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend
, the riots are over now. There we're a few near me. I went past a police stattion that got attacked yesterday. Just got back from an epic house party. Got wasted and chatted up in someones bed... loved it 
xx
Okay, that's like adorable beyond measure. BUT! I won't take my eyes off of them, they have teeth after all.
I'm running from ya Bertha, running I tells ya!
Something tells me you'll still see it, haha.
Hey, I just brushed my teeth. They're now a nice dull bronze hue. Mmhmm.
I'm doomed I tells you... doomed! Now I'm going to be mauled to death by killer dancing bunnies. Thank you.
Oooh that kind of Bertha. The same type that calls me "hun" and wears curlers in their hair year round?
Whoa, and I have never heard of this golfing movie. Then again, I'm not a part of Tom Felton's official fan club.
Heyyyy, my teeth all natural and naturally yellow thank you very much. I like to confuse people by having them think my teeth are gold. Nope. Yellow as the corn in the field. Hah... okay, that's just gross. Blegh!
A dancing bunny!?! Agghhh, that sounds scary. The dancing bunnies will be the death of us all!
Ahh a Bertha. I am unfamiliar with the super powers that a Bertha possesses.
Yeah, that's him in Harry Potter and the Planet of the Apes and... what else has he been in?? I know how that is, it's why whenever I get a picture of myself taken, I get all mad and sad so I look hotter. It's just the way it goes.
That's because we know dogs are better.
I will only worry when cats have thumbs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8
It's the highest form of humor dont'cha know.
Haha, I see. And how have you become such an expert on the older ladies? Perhaps you're secretly an... Agnes!?!
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I shall Mrs. Felton. Your husband always plays jerks in movies Mrs. Felton. -Ducks from the upcoming punch- Haha.
If I say it again, will I destroy more? :grin:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JqYd3xXiruw/S7GciX3kJbI/AAAAAAAACuU/FObAJTn6owU/s1600/dead_cat.jpg
Oh hell I did girl! Gotz me some nice warm cat coats.
They are fluffy, I agree. They'd probably make good coats
I couldn't help it.
I despise them, I'd love to let my dog out and pow, pow, pow!
It says "Too Bad-Ass for ghouls AND schools" Hah, see the rhyming I did there?
Thank you for the advice. I must avoid the overly long sweaters that will swallow me whole. At least the Gertrudes will cook a nice brisket on weekends when you come over.
Check! Got it. From now on I shall call you Mrs. Felton. Sound good?
I'm not sure you want to know.
....Dirty mind has just taken that to a whole different level.
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