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I made a long rhyme the other day in the car... it gave everyone a good laugh but I can't remember it anymore. :C
 
I just want my Mountain Dew: White Out to be cold already :sad3:
 
Ok the best way to cool it in a few minutes is as follows

Put it lying down in a bowl of ice cubes or crushed ice etc. this will take about 12 minutes to cool your beverage

Add some water so it's a mix of ice cubes and water, this will halve the time to six minutes

Add salt to the mixture to bring it down to about two minutes, and it helps if you move the can around in it

I did this yesterday and it worked out pretty well
 
dont drink dew
its not good for you
for when you go to
have a shite
you might
not do it right
it will come out sideways
and it will take many days
for your shite
to come out right
one fine day in the middle of the night
this knot is too tight
it gives me a terrible fright
and then i shite
but it is not right
and that is why you
should not do
the mountain dew
in the summer of '62

foo'
 
^lmao, jim... xD


I've been drinking mountain dew for years... that's never a problem :mokken:

Also Licky thank you :ohoho:
 
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:ohoho: Saved.

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Neither did I at first. :(
 
irn bru is for you
mountain dew is very poo
do not do
the mountain dew
for you
there is irn bru

Lmao! That one's good, i must admit.

but mountain dew makes irn bru look like poo :mokken:
 
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