Ask a 19 year old music elitist college student anything v1

why did the chicken cross the road?

Most animals work on instinct. A chicken is no exception. Either there was something that would qualify for food on the other side, or he was evading danger on his own.

How big is your Penis?

very witty:rolleyes:. I've actually never measured, as I've never gone through the sex-driven, lacking self confidence, need to get laid NOW stage of my teenage years, which I imagine you're in, but I'm gonna say it's around average when erect. I haven't received any insults or complaints.

Why would you want to know that?
-Where is the perfect place to hide a dead body?
-will anyone actually take this topic seriously?

Maybe he's gay? Or needing something to compare his own to?

Well, a kid on campus went missing for 9 weeks now. He was found the other day in the power generator room of one of the dormitories. There were search parties looking into this since the first week he was reported missing, and he wasn't found until someone phoned in a noise complaint coming from the generator. I think a swift moving river would be better, since it wipes the body clean of fingerprints and the such.

Well, I'm doing what I promised, so I guess that's serious...I wasn't thought inducing questions.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck norris?

Probably alot. Most people have chuck norris as some kind of deity, and if a woodchuck 'would' him, which is terrible grammar, I imagine that he could do it in some way that involves a roundhouse kick.
 
What would be a great song to play for a beginner guitar?
What guitar, electric or acoustic, I don't care, would be a good one if it's under $350?
 
Ok where can I find a picture of the Behemoth from FFXII?
Are you scared of the dark?:O
Which little rascal is your favorite?? (is it spanky??:D) JK
Whats your major??
And if that falls through?

And finally WHAT'S THE F'N DEAL WITH CHICKEN SOUP!!??:P
 
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