HAPPY 40TH KELLY

Im home!

I didn't fall over! oh wait, yes i did, it was dark and i fell in the hotel room...

James were ACE! I SPOKE TO THEM AND AND AND THEY SANG ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Also, he got in the crowd right next to me and I got to be a pshcho fan and touch him :ryan:

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Cheers folks. Im not 40, and yes we missed you Lewis

Also, Jim is traumatised for life :wacky:
 
Im home!

I didn't fall over! oh wait, yes i did, it was dark and i fell in the hotel room...

James were ACE! I SPOKE TO THEM AND AND AND THEY SANG ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Also, he got in the crowd right next to me and I got to be a pshcho fan and touch him :ryan:

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Cheers folks. Im not 40, and yes we missed you Lewis

Also, Jim is traumatised for life :wacky:
SCOTLAND MISSES YOU

mind that time clare pee'd in the alleyway and dropped a tree on jim's foot and you almost died of cold?
 
SCOTLAND MISSES YOU

mind that time clare pee'd in the alleyway and dropped a tree on jim's foot and you almost died of cold?

Hahahah we put the heating on when we got back to the room and all woke up around 6am dripping with sweat it was that hot, my poor fucking feet xD

Im still pie eyed to fuck, so glad we got an early finish today, though I have loads of housework to do, the contents of my case are strewn across my living room floor

Next time, we are coming in fucking Summer

Also, how much dippier than me is Clare? :wacky:

Bet you never thunk it possible :wacky:
 
She's a fucking idiot, for everyone else's benefit:

Clare leaned on a table and it fell on Jim's foot and crushed it because it weighed a tonne, Clare thought that Jim and I (both from Scotland) would have Mancunian accents, and also said "LOOK THERE'S KFC...oh, no, wait, it's Santander..."

the tit :lew:
 
Between us, we just about make a fully functioning human being

Also, would you beleive she's a deputy manager in RBS? :wacky:
 
I do ask her how many cocks she had to suck to get there xD
 
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