Life Lessons

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Ocassionally, I will feel like giving lessons I've learned throughout my life so far. Let's start with the first two.

1. When asked by a girl "dose this make me look fat", the answer is always no. ALWAYS! My english teacher said that was the most important lesson you could ever learn, so I put that as first.....

2. People suck. Not much more to say about that. Sure, you may find people who seem truly great. They may be good friends, help with small problems, and be fun to hang around, but when the serious stuff, or stuff they may not like happens, they'll screw you faster than a whore on extacy. On a seperate note, I love that simile. Back on topic though, I doubt there's a single decent human you could find. In my experience, everyone I have met has turned out to at some point in their life been a liar, hypocrite, cheater, or all around ass. I have noticed though that most of this happens when someone thinks their better than another. Nothing you can do about that. Though a main reason I say people suck isn't because of the hundreds of people I see daily who treat others like complete shit the found in a sewer, but by what I see among people I hd considered freinds. I know someone who seems like a great person, until something happens. Mention the fact that their girlfriend hates jews and says you should die, and he'll call you a dick and threaten to beat you up for upsetting her. And when it comes to something serious, your treated like crap. Others who I am seen with usually get thrills from harrassing some of the women at the table I sit at. Actually, I don't think I could find a good person to have as a friend. Even on this site I don't see some of the greatest people I could find. These sad excuses for human being which are called 'people' aren't even worthy of being caleld that, which leads me to telling you Life Lesson Number Two. Never trust anyone. If you want to do anything, do it alone. When people ask for help, you could accept it, but be reminded that if you ask them for anything important, your gonna be screwed.
 
hmm, how truely touching... Anyway while on the topic i'd like to say sorry if what happened before seemed a bit harsh.
 
Just are MSN chat in general about you being really rude and stuff.
 
Hmmm......msn chat....*checks records* oh yeah..... that was quiet rude of you..... Thanks for the reminder.
 
Hmm, that seems to have back fired a bit... since calling u rude is rude that makes me a hypocrite. hmm, maybe i could do each of the things on your list.

Liar - x
Hypocrite - done
Cheater - x
All round ass - close
 
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and I found this out, and you may find it useful if you live near alligators.

Life Lesson 3: If an alligator bited you, pokes it's eye with your thumb and it will let go instantly. It can save your life.
 
Sorry guys, I'm moving this to spam.
It isn't really an arguable topic...
And these posts are really empty...

~*moves*~
 
Rhea, I posted it in a place where debate wasnt needed! This was meant to be basically serious, yet now it'll be filled with spam....
 
Your first post was spam enough, just by its sheer lack of anything resembling wisdom whatsoever. You can use cheap little tricks like "no's always the right answer if an allegator asks you if its fat! har har ahr! wtf!" but life is much more complex. There is never a correct answer. There is never one solution. And this topic is meant for the spam forum, even if you're first post was absolutely enlightening. I could make a topic and fill it with some of my greatest insights... and ten seconds later some thirteen year old would come on and start posting about an MSN conversation. Don't get upset. It wasn't worth it... and you really didn't lose much to begin with.
 
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