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Have my soul if you can find it :wacky: I left it somewhere but cant remember where :S
 
Luckily for you, I'm a pretty good soul finder . . . person. Tell you what . . . you agree to be my friend and then in exchange I'll take half of your soul. ^_^

What a deal, right?
 
If your talking to me then, You got yourself a deal, Friend :D
 
I find they're quite tasty with a bit of chilli sauce and a large portion of chips from the kebab shop down the road from me :wacky:. So you got quite a good deal as I was so hungry I ate the other half of my soul :D OMNOMNOMNOM :wacky:

Now you've told me and I am on very good speaking terms with the soul collection services.

I shall be seeing you in Soul Court in the next few hours :wacky:
 
I sold my soul for a Six Flags ticket. Then, I sold it again for a Snickers bar a few years later. Luckily for me, no one really keeps track.

Oh you poor soulless man, although I can see the necessity for a Six Flags ticket a Snicker's bar.

I sold my soul . . . for . . . for . . . oh god it's too painful. I can't talk about it.
 
Chicken Nuggets? A Life Size Peter Griffin With Real Voice Action? A towel boy? A chicken farm? A million ugandan dollars? Two kilos of morrocos finest? A pint of blood? A Cow with a shotgun mounted to its head? A pound of minced hedgehog?

Am I getting close? :wacky:
 
Actually, I think I sold for something else, too. But I can't for the life of me remember.

Hm I see, well I sold my soul to Disney. I know . . . it was dreadful and stupid but I was so young. So young . . .

By the way, Crimson, no you were very, very cold. Nice attempts though.
 
Damn Im sure I nailed it with the Peter Griffin :argh: But how could you sell your soul to that evil corporation producing stupidly written pieces of giraffes shit? Havent you seen how Walt Disney reacted when he was brought back to life in family guy? :wacky:
 
Ahh well it t'was worth a shot and how dare you hate FG.... :'(

A PSP was one of the many prices of your soul? How worthless it must have been to you :wacky:
 
Damn Im sure I nailed it with the Peter Griffin :argh: But how could you sell your soul to that evil corporation producing stupidly written pieces of giraffes shit? Havent you seen how Walt Disney reacted when he was brought back to life in family guy? :wacky:

I-I know but they promised t-to not fuck up the Disney Channel and I believed them. Oh for Christ's sake I was only 8, I didn't know any better, I swears.
 
Well, ignorance is no excuse. You should've known that Disney stopped being good when they dug their filthy little fingers into what is known as Main Stream music.
 
Well, ignorance is no excuse. You should've known that Disney stopped being good when they dug their filthy little fingers into what is known as Main Stream music.

But I was eight . . . well actually, I was more like six now that I think about it.

They were secretly evil even back then.
 
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