Hermione cant draw

[The Master]

Harry: Hey guys guys guys! I got just the thing...

Hermione cant draw, Hermione cant draw, Hermione cannot draw She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a 'How to Draw' book

Lupin: The song isn't even that funny...

Ron: Oh yah!? Lets see you sing song right now, in front of EVERYONE!

Lupin cant sing, Lupin cant sing, Lupin cannot sing He only reads books and he cannot sing, even if he's reading a 'How to Sing' book

Lupin: Hey guys! REMEMBER HOW HERMIONE CANT DRAW!?

Hermione cant draw, Hermione cant draw, Hermione cannot draw She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a 'How to Draw' book

 

[CassinoChips]

Did you get my text?

 

[The Master]

Did you get my text?

​Yes, Umbridge! I got all 900 of them!

 

[CassinoChips]

Well you didn't text me back!

 

[The Master]

Well you didn't text me back!

Umbridge: What? Where did he go!?

Snape: He dissaperated!

Umbridge: Thats bullshit Snape! You can't dissaperate inside of Hogwarts! Right!?

Someone: *right*

Umbridge: Right! DAMNIT! *kicks Hermione in the face*

 

[CassinoChips]

Because you, Snape, are a butt-trumpet. You have a trumpeting butt.

 

[The Master]

Because you, Snape, are a butt-trumpet. You have a trumpeting butt.

Thats absurd! Stop that! That sounds nothing like my butt!