Your badass moments

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Darkblade

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Come on, don't be shy! What could call your more badass moment? I've got some...

Today my old buddy and I drove out to our old Scout Camp, Camp Timken. So we drove off the dirt road and past the gate up to the main house. Parked, got out, and talked about old times and the fun we had.

Then we left, and as I drove up to the gate I noticed it was closed, must have been the wind. Got out to move the gate and it was fucking chained and locked!

We had only been in the camp for 15 minutes! So I started trying to cut at the eye loop screw that locked the gate to the gate post since I didn't have much other choice. Then I used a steal rod, stuck it in the chain, twisted it for a minute until it snapped and blew apart, and got the fuck outta there tires squeeling! It was awesome, it was like a chinese fire drill after I broke the lock and the 3 or us gunned it to the car and drove like there was no tomorrow.
 
My badass moment is really lame, but here it goes:

My friend and I were going around the neighborhood selling candy bars for her sister, and we walked up to one house that said 'No Soliciting'. I, of course, didn't see this sign until after she rang the doorbell. I pointed to the sign, and she asked me what that meant, and I told her. We ran across the street, and his behind a car for awhile. The lady came out, and she just wouldn't leave. xD So, we made a run for it and wouldn't stop running for awhile.

I thought she was going to complain about us in the paper. :lol:
 
I was on the 6th floor balcony of a hotel i saw a fence like thing on the wall leading up to the 7th floor ledge

I went up and some guy saw me so i ran to the elevator and climbed up the hatch

then i went to the lobby and esaped

then on the paper the next day about the bald guy who climbed up the hotel no elevator or stairs.

ive had alot of badass moments actually
 
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Oh and when I was in the Asylum when I was about 34 Killing all my clone brothers that betrayed me was pretty badass and i had to kill 1 through 48 and right.Me 47 only survived then after killing the betrayer Ort meyer.
 
Is being the queen of dodgeball badass? I dodge very well. I had been dodging several balls for minutes all alone (with quite a few close calls!) when the teachers started throwing in more balls to end the game. The first hit hit my head, so it didn't count. I kicked one ball back with some weird move, because feet didn't count either. When they released another assault with five balls I could take no more, one hit me in the back, while the other hit me in the front. It was like an epic battle right out of a fantasy novel, except that I was dodging balls that weren't made of fire.
 
Once, I climbed out of this cave, beat a man with a wrench to death, threw a guy twice my size into a propeller, blew up everything within a two mile radius, stole a horse, chased down a truck, killed the driver and the guy in the passenger seat, ran the entire protective convoy off the road/off a cliff, murdered everyone in the back of the truck who tried to retake the driver's position until one of them managed to throw me out of the windshield, which I broke with my face. I then got dragged under the truck because I'm that tough, retook the driver's seat, tossed the man who had taken it from through the now broken windshield and ran his Paki ass over. Then I tipped my fedora downward, because fedoras are cool.

Anyway, that's what I did this morning. How about you?
 
Lies? I haven't lied. Well, except for me saying I belived you. But that's not a very big Lie.

I'm still needing to do something badass....
 
Hmm, my badass moment. Probably the day I walked out of my Science class with my friend. My teacher is the type of person to keep ranting and raving at you to finish her lesson. She always keeps us in at break. One day, just before lunch, she had a huge head fit, shouting at the class. She went about 5 - 10 minutes into our lunch break, so my friend and I had just had enough and walked out of the class. She yelled for us to come back but we didn't want to listen to her and carried on walking. Not exactly badass but it'll do :lol:
 
my friend's last name is "Powers" and there's a street sign that says "Power's street". and it's infront of some rich guys house. so we pull up in a car around 11:30 at night and with our skateboards we kept hitting it until it flew off, stole the sign, through it in the trunk, and sped off.
 
lol. Me most "Badass" moment was when my ass stole a dollar.
JK, but it describes a real Badass thing.
 
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