ITT we will play the roles of some macho wrestlers and battle each other for the one and only Belt of Wrestling! Enter the ring and compete for the championship! No special powers. Go ahead and start making your characters; I'll have mine up soon too.
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Wallace Beery
Raised in the jungle by lumberjack-gorilla half-breeds, he quickly learned that the world was cruel and unaccepting to half breeds. His job as an IRS agent ended quickly, as his dialect (which is disputed by some liguistic scholars, who consider it an entirley different language from English) was nearly indeciferable and lead to much confusion about who's forclosing what and the occasional mix-up that lead to insurance fraud, which was always tossed into Wally's lap, being the office outcast (this dialect consists mostly of grunts and vocal variations of different kinds of lumber and flannel shirts).
Turning his back on his former profession, he embarked on his next career: souveneir sales in Flint, Michgan. Dealing mostly in aromatherapy candles and coffee mugs with clever little sayings on them, he grew prosperous and even settled down to have a family, but he murdered his family when his wife dropped a plate on the floor (luckily the plate was saved). The next day at work he was still pretty steamed about the plate, and got into a fight with a customer who had a complaint about ordering a bayberry candle and recieving a vanilla one. Wallace killed the man by slamming his head into the corner of a counter 47 times. This caught the eye of a casting director who had been in line behind the man, preparing to purchase a coffee mug that said "World's Greatest Boss". When the casting director asked him if he would like to star in his next wrestling picture, Wallace pulled of the casting director's teeth with his bare hands and accepted.
Originally, there was a female lead in the film, but Wallace killed her and the three understudies. The film was then rewritten to be about Wallace wrestling people in the street that look at him wrong. It was a financial faliure, but Wallace killed everyone who didn't see it, so it quickly became, in relative terms, a financial success.
Today, Wallace is living in his home in California where he enjoys watching reruns of Family Matters and Full House. He continues to act and one day hopes to win an Academy Award.