why do they do this?

[Bambi]

I DON'T LIKE STEAK AND ALE PIE

At least find me summat relevent

Actually, Ive never had it, but i dont like steak so...

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that was bloody relevant you cow

 

[Bambi]

HOW WAS IT!?

Im not cooking no kitties

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

FUNDAMENTALLEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS RECIPE IS A BATTAH BEEEEEEEEEEEE-US.

 

[Bambi]

thats more like iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Bambi]

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE CINNAMON IN IT

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Bambi]

I use it, begrudgingly, but fuck me, I hate the stuff. I use it in banana bread, but I've since learnt you can use ginger instead, so Il try that next time. Some one needs to get me a spice rack for crimbo...

 

[Marquis of Granby]

she's got a spicey rack.

 

[Bambi]

I can see her white bits

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i wouldnt mind seeing the rest of them

 

[The Witch]

ugly things dont become cute just because theyre supposed to be.

ITS UGLY.

BOTH OF THOSE THINGS ARE UGLY.

That kitten is adorable. It just looks a little sick, is all.