Tough guy

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Mar 11, 2007
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Age
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The guv'ment
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The Guv'na: I'm a man, and I need a drink!

Moondoggie: So? Go get one.

The Guv'na: I gotta get one from Sir Toughington's!

Moondoggie: Hey-whoa, people go into that bar, and never come out y'know.

The Guv'na: Let's go.

The Legendary Wulfe: Can I come?

The Guv'na: Are ye' tough???

The Legendary Wulfe: I'm more of a ''Cool, and Sexy'' type.

The Guv'na: Oh, sorry, we need ''tough'' if we're gonna get a drink at that bar.

The Legendary Wulfe: Okay, that's fine.

Moondoggie: Why aren't we driving there? My feet are killin' me....

The Guv'na: Cuz' we're tough!

Belazor: What are you two doin?

The Guv'na: Bein' tough!

Belazor: Tougher than me?

The Guv'na: Yeah! So!?

*Belazor obliterates Moondoggie by snapping his fingers*

The Guv'na: Holy S**t!---*Runs like the wind*

Booger: What are you running for?

The Guv'na: Uhh...nothin'....just goin to Sir Toughington's.

Booger: Wow, that IS tough.

The Guv'na:Yeah, I can take it.

Booger: *Chucks knife at The Guv'na*

The Guv'na: MY ARM! You threw a knife in my arm! What'sa matter with you!?

Booger: Ooooh Guv'erned. You can't survive in Sir Toughington's you crybaby.

The Guv'na: That remains to be seen.
*Meanwhile at Sir Toughington's*

Helena_lou: Wanna drink hon'?

The Guv'na: Hot waitress? In a place like this? Whatever.

Bartender: What do you want, you **********!

The Guv'na: I wanna drink! Cuz I'm tough!

Bartender: YOU'RE tough!???

The Guv'na: Don't believe me???

Bartender: Well, there's a knife in your arm, and you didn't even request medical attention, that's tough.

The Guv'na: Yeah! It is!

Bartender: What'll it be, tough guy?

The Guv'na:
Chocolate Milk in a sippy cup please.
 
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