The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series

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President Rufus

President Rufus

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Let's face it, there's been some REALLY SWEET characters that have been birthed from the FF world, but then there's also been some real flops.
Feel free to rip, slash, burn and praise any charcter.
Opinions welcome.^_^
 
Thank you Captain.

Rules are simple:

Post what you think of any FF charcters and list your reason why.
Rip, burn, slash, or do whatever to whichever chacters.
Or just make some awesome commenst why you love a ceratin character.

Easy, no?
 
Anyways, right now, my favorite characteer has to Rufus Shin-ra. I mean, come on, who doesn't like the white suit, double white coats, the stylish design, teh perfect blonde hair, sharp blue eyes, and the handy-dandy side arm, the double barreled sawed off?

And who could forget his awesome dog, Dark Nation?
Taht's jsut soem reason's why Rufus is awesome.
 
The reasons why I like myself are simple.....I'm a soldier dressed in a cool polygon uniform, you would have to be a fool not to love me. Plus, I like long walks down the beach, moonlight dinners, and then we'll go back to my place and experiment till the sun goes up!
 
No, it's just because they think this thread has been done before -which it most likely has- but not with a nother group of people. Everyone has a different opinion and I personally would like to see what other people like.

Yes, you're getting a raise this time. And if people hate you, then they are just cruel b@st@rds, and being prejudice. Making assumptions about people's thoughts, beliefs, intelligence, etc...is just idiotic.

You know what they say about assuming things....right Captain?
 
The character I hated the most from FF7 was Tifa, sure she had a big rack, but there is such a thing as too big. Could you imagine her and Cloud having intercourse, her boobs would suffocate him for sure!

Cloud: Oh Tifa!
Tifa: Cloud!
Cloud: TIFA (gasping for air)
Tifa: Oh YESSSS!!! Cloud?
Cloud: UGH.
Tifa: CLoud?
Cloud: ..........
Tifa: Not again, damn, BARRET!!!

Case and point.
 
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Too bad GSD. As your President, and you as my Captain, I called dibs.

Besides she's MY bodyguard, last time I checked.
 
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Oh common Rufus, why do you have to be such a meanie!
Let her decide, and if not let's have a duel over her!!!!
Pistols at dusk, top of the Shinra building, you and me, mono e mono.
And keep that damn dog away from me!
 
Tifa was a skank and a liar. When you see her character are in the handbooklet, she has these huge knockers, tiny short-sgorts taht aren't prectical at all. I mean, how else would she use her "assests"? Just look up her pic anywhere, and the main focus is her rack and how hugely disproportional they are in contarst to all polygonial characters.

Plus, she reminds me of Rinoa Heartilly, rather, Rinao is based after Tifa Lockheart, but the concept's the same: one skank rolled over from one game to another.
 
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Pistols at dusk? How about this: I use Sister Ray?

Nah, that's disproportional, I'll just kick your butt with my sexy good looks. You can't beat the white coats.

And I'll sick Dark Nation on your @$$ so he can use you for a squeeky chew toy, hehehe
 
Tifa probably had really bad back problems however, Riona really was a skank no doubt at all. She kept both Squall and Seifer's rings, she cheated on both of them, and ended up leaving them repeatedly in the game.
Yep, that sounds like a skank to me.
 
SQUEEKY CHEW TOY, HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's cruel, president, what about all those good times at the Honey Bee Inn, have you forgotten your old kegger days. College at Midgar University wasn't that long ago, have you forgotten your drinking budies, that's how I got this job!
 
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