chronotrigger
Klim Dicnar (read backwards)
Use a funny synonym or metaphor.
The man spoke from experience, just like a man who went blind after he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those little boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those little boxes with a pinhole in it.
The man spoke from experience, just like a man who went blind after he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those little boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those little boxes with a pinhole in it.