So yesterday I stole my li'l bro cell phone and started to watch some porn:
one of those was rape and go like this:
A Blond check want to watch the TV so she picks the remote control of the coffee table and try to turn on the damn TV, but it won't work!! She didn't chick on battery but she went directly to the TV and started to touch it *Like if the TV got boner or something it'll work*. Of course she failed *I really wonder why?!
* so she call the TV guy.
The service there must be prettyyyyy fuckin fast coz as soon as she put the phone of her hand the guy was knockin on her door *Talkin about magic!*. She enters her room and leaves the guy alone. Apparently the whole country are bunch of pervs coz the guy starts fingering the damn TV!!
The TV didn't work so the guy gives up and start peeking on the woman while she's changing in her room. She kept talkin off the same shirt and then put it on
...After 5 mins off peeking the guy got his courage and then ran off towards the woman but in his way....he tripped and fall *So I thought this is a new kind of porn...A comedy one actually*, But it seems the woman is deaf so she didn't hear anything!!
The guy jump on her and then start screamin out loud then go like...aaaaah...mmmmmm..oooooo. The guy didn't touch the woman and he's cummin already *I think!!*. The guy starts kissin her then BAAAAAAM!! The woman's her turned red! *Talk about super sayan* so I start laughing like crazy.
Anyway let’s keep goin with the Porn movie. He takes off her shirt and those were the tits of a transsexual not a woman! Then he takes his blue outfit off to find out that he was wearing nuthing.....So I turned that shit off!!
That was the crappiest porno ever
Did you ever watch a crappy porno like that?!!!!!!!!
one of those was rape and go like this:
A Blond check want to watch the TV so she picks the remote control of the coffee table and try to turn on the damn TV, but it won't work!! She didn't chick on battery but she went directly to the TV and started to touch it *Like if the TV got boner or something it'll work*. Of course she failed *I really wonder why?!
The service there must be prettyyyyy fuckin fast coz as soon as she put the phone of her hand the guy was knockin on her door *Talkin about magic!*. She enters her room and leaves the guy alone. Apparently the whole country are bunch of pervs coz the guy starts fingering the damn TV!!
The TV didn't work so the guy gives up and start peeking on the woman while she's changing in her room. She kept talkin off the same shirt and then put it on
...After 5 mins off peeking the guy got his courage and then ran off towards the woman but in his way....he tripped and fall *So I thought this is a new kind of porn...A comedy one actually*, But it seems the woman is deaf so she didn't hear anything!!The guy jump on her and then start screamin out loud then go like...aaaaah...mmmmmm..oooooo. The guy didn't touch the woman and he's cummin already *I think!!*. The guy starts kissin her then BAAAAAAM!! The woman's her turned red! *Talk about super sayan* so I start laughing like crazy.
Anyway let’s keep goin with the Porn movie. He takes off her shirt and those were the tits of a transsexual not a woman! Then he takes his blue outfit off to find out that he was wearing nuthing.....So I turned that shit off!!
That was the crappiest porno ever
Did you ever watch a crappy porno like that?!!!!!!!!
