Nalaars Weekend

Nalaar

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My weekend....was a mix of beerdom, homemade spaghetti, political speak, dominoes, UFC, Swimming at a lake, fighting to stay awake during conversation and fuggin dozing off clean, a mixed drink I concocted which I have aptly titled " A Good Husband", A chocolate chip pit-bull with a gas problem the size of a yahoo archive .dat file...Twilight flick....because I had to find the political metaphor in it...found it...will post on it later...but for now..

(brief review of plot: " I can't go in the sunlight even though I was just standing out in the fucking school yard like 3 minutes ago.( Here is where we note the writer was high)... 245 kids have not only failed to notice I am pushing 30, but I wear bright red lipstick on the baseball field,( makes bong out of pvc pipe, elbow screw, and 10ft swimming pool...keeps writing) and find it wiser to stick the bitch in the jeep and put along doin' about 35... to get her away from "The Mean Ones",(cleans screen, repacks, becomes severally conscious of breathing rhythm) rather than haul her ass at 60 mph over the tippy-tops of trees. This flick....dear gawd....I'm sorry but has anyone ever witnessed such a random surprise extraction from a writers ass of a villain idea in their life...? I mean...it was...." I luffles you...you be shortstop...Alright hottie, I know I am a vampire but these guys wanna eat you....I am scared shitless...oh crap I shat...what now? We can't fuck?!....oh whats that you say? Come again? Credits..."

So its "Tim_Burton.atn" owned the backpack and hand bag section of Wal-MArt, the first stands visible from " the bench where daddy is still sitting" just on the inside every store in the mall...and the ass end of every paragraph that emits from the mouths of anyone you have sat in between, or stood between or called in between...and my personal favorite...peed in between...I am sorry....its not the MOVIE.....i hate or the people who worked to make it...but the plot that the writer devised....

My weekend was cool all except for the whole...uh....yeah but I still found the parable....so now I am on my comp with yet another "good husband" picking up where the first left off. At this point " the third time" may be relieved of the burden of turning on the charm...

:piggyback:" I have to get you to the jeep..."
 
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