Join the Shinra Army with such greats as Green Soldier Dude

[Seminal Emerald]

Hello, greetings and salutations, my friends (supposedly)
I'm the greatest of all Shinra Soldiers ever known to mankind.
The only soldier better then me well..... its Sephiroth (no doubt)
I'm niether blue nor red, I'm green.
Why am I green well that's easy, I RULE!!!!!!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Well, I guess nobody loves me, damn!

 

[President Rufus]

I am your President, Rufus Shin-ra. Seminal Emerald/ Green Solider Dude (GSD). I still need a Turks teem.

By teh way, Green soldier Dude is Captain of my troops.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

I'm also the captain of other things regarding you. (wink wink)

 

[President Rufus]

Hehehe

Our purpose: to form a Shin-ra team of constant discussioners

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Yes, president!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Join The Shinra Army!!!!

Hello to all those how care. My name is Captain Seminal Emerald or GSD-Green Soldier Dude. President Rufus and Shinra Corp. as well as the peacekeeping army of Shinra (hehehe Peacekeeping right), demand your services. In order to sign up for official Shinra meetings please write in on this thread. The benefits for joining will be described through President Rufus. LONG LIVE SHINRA!!!!!!!

 

[Darkblade]

Ughh... is this the right place to post in? I don't even know what this is exactly.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Umm.... excuse my urgency on such a request. If I didn't do it President Rufus would have sicked his dog Dark Nation on me. I'm in desperate circumstances!!!!

 

[President Rufus]

This is your Prseident of Shin-Ra, Rufus.
And you ask why we're posting here?

It's simple really:
We're new, we're lazy.

Beside, we just want to talk like civil people.

 

[Darkblade]

I still don't get it. What is this thread of yours about? I think this is still considered as spam.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

No its not a spam. We just want to talk to people. Its getting rather dull talking between Rufus and myself. We have good topics, its that just nobody has responded. I apologize for any inconvience. We just want to talk about random things concerning the FF series in general.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Currently Rufus and I are having a conversation about favorite FF characters its titled "The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series." Please join us if you want to talk.

 

[President Rufus]

We just want to stir up some coversation and recruit people to talk. If you'd prefer we find a different forum, then could you make a suggestion to a more suiting location?

 

[Darkblade]

Well, that's what I was trying to say. I think you guys have posted in the wrong section. Maybe the Final Fantasy Clubs section will do it?

 

[Seminal Emerald]

There's a club section, how do you get to it? I'm new to this forum and I have no idea how to do somethings, could I ask for your assistance by any chance?

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Oh yeah, and another question how does MP work? How do you gain MP? And a two other questions, what does leveling up do?, and how do you lose HP?

 

[President Rufus]

Yeah, how do you gian, Mp, what does it mean? And can ou transfer a thraed to another scetion, or do you have to start it over again?

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Hey Rufus will never get the last word in any conversation, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[President Rufus]

Damn you captain, I'll dock you! Better yet, I'll deck you!