If you were feces what kind would you be?

[Sir Kenneth]

Liquid or solid? Would you come out in one long splendid sausage of shit or in smaller lumps?

Personally I think I'd be one of the big ones that can be a bit painful to press out, but requires only a little wiping and feels very rewarding after.

 

[EVA]

I'd be nice cute little chunks, of course. ^O^