*Looks beside to see a man with a gun to my head*
Okay, first off.. I just want to say that this movie rocks... I mean the reseblance to the video games, which is the only reason this move was released, is astounding. Everything fit together perfectly. Oh, and the little soul things that fly around (FFX wasn't out yet)? Remember them from the games? Yeah... *grunt*
And I just love how they had a Baldwin to a voice character. You know your movies going to suck ass through a straw.. Erm.. I mean.. rock more ass then an anal porn.. when you get a Baldwin to do some voice acting.
And the guns? Thats so Final Fantasy! I mean, yeah, about only 1 character per entire game uses a gun, but I'm pretty sure that Square has made it very clear... Swords + Magic = out. Guns and lazer beams = in. I just love this movie.
And the fact that this movie actually escaped from its hellish tomb from the innards of my nostril makes a point: This movie surpasses all logic! It doesn't matter if the movie sucks, lets just put some Big Name on the cover, and slam it into stores, people will buy it! Jesus.. What was in their pipe?
Anyway, just thought I'd rant about how amzing great this movie is. It will forever remain in the trash ca-- I mean my "awsome movies" collection.
Okay, first off.. I just want to say that this movie rocks... I mean the reseblance to the video games, which is the only reason this move was released, is astounding. Everything fit together perfectly. Oh, and the little soul things that fly around (FFX wasn't out yet)? Remember them from the games? Yeah... *grunt*
And I just love how they had a Baldwin to a voice character. You know your movies going to suck ass through a straw.. Erm.. I mean.. rock more ass then an anal porn.. when you get a Baldwin to do some voice acting.
And the guns? Thats so Final Fantasy! I mean, yeah, about only 1 character per entire game uses a gun, but I'm pretty sure that Square has made it very clear... Swords + Magic = out. Guns and lazer beams = in. I just love this movie.
And the fact that this movie actually escaped from its hellish tomb from the innards of my nostril makes a point: This movie surpasses all logic! It doesn't matter if the movie sucks, lets just put some Big Name on the cover, and slam it into stores, people will buy it! Jesus.. What was in their pipe?
Anyway, just thought I'd rant about how amzing great this movie is. It will forever remain in the trash ca-- I mean my "awsome movies" collection.
