Nalaar
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Indexed: Nalaar
Position: Currently Ranting at 0:800 hrs.
Assignment: Survey basic aerial mapping of Intercontinental audio preference. Quarantine operative enforcement agenda. Report.
Last transmission from enemy: You might want to send a fleet of Evac units to RIAA. Suspected collection of articles by dictates relocation of the board of directors.
Operation:
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Artist really do not know if people like their shit 101.
Without piracy the RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) is hereby dismantled. No wait! This is not your typical " Gotta get the po folk the shit too " argument. This is there is no proof of what tracks go over better with the general public because everyone is stuck with "radio play". There are several factors that are left out of listener preference studies.
1. All the people in the world at parties who share new albums with others, introduce the entire track listing, and send the people back home to download track 13-15, which never got aired. Or that one song that was going off as we we were coming out of the bathroom..that went like this "__________"
2. The Ice Breaker Chat :"
Clubber 1: "Have you heard of "_______"?
Nalaar: " Yeah, they are pretty cool."
Clubber 1: " Have you heard "__________"?
Nalaar: Nope.*sip*
Clubber 2: " Fuggin bad ass dude..."
Nalaar and about 8 other people at party 5 hours later...listens as Clubber 1 whips out new cd and plays that which got radio play to get everyones attention that he has indeed "Amazoned that bitch"... The remainder of the week we all notices that people are...Limewiring that bitch...and coming to the conclusion, the one or tracks that never saw the blessed light of day are the ones we like best...and posting so on myspace with poqbum.com flash players because myspace will not cough up much of anything but whats been on the radio...and that one track before or after our unanimously decided favorite..dammit!
3. The tracks that are chosen for airtime on mainstream are often the tracks that reflect current public views...in the sameway "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynard Skynard was run into the core of the earth after 9-11 and just recently managed to work its way out the other side like a sliver of a drill bitl stuck in the hand of a machinist... Us Skynard fans can't drink enough to live it down...
With these 3 hundred Tetris blocks firmly fastened into what should be the model for determining listener preference, the integrity of the RIAA is abandoned on the side of the information highway with the understanding that Top Hits is likened unto its thumb in the wind, a thumbnail avatar for media claims going nowhere.
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As a further RIAA agenda counter-strike, what say we crack down on Pirates Bay. Pirates bay is a torrent site..where people download music and other crap. An Ip goes like this...
00.00.00.000
If someone is going to "crack down" on a site, all they must do is get up in the morning, get their coffee log into the CIA admin control panel, and select this option.
Riddle me this? Why is it takes YEARS to get rid of friggin site?
Because its too expensive to lose it... if you have access to this button, as long as you present a site as a problem, people will kiss your ass until you click it. RIAA needs the people with access to this button, and this can be seen in award ceremonies. There is always something of politics to promote...Gov needs to know what single tracks people listen to most in order to know what the public is currently identifying with emotionally to better push their agendas...and they know they cannot gather this information by people buying whole albums...so no one is clicking this button...and if they do its because they plan to unclick it in a weeks time, blame it on a "malicious hacker", just so a high profile person who has complained get a good seven day wind of the idea they might care...
Artist should understand that profiling is everywhere, there is no way around that. I feel most artist should walk the fuggout...after all there is no security in "calling security", but artist that have made music under taboo stresses that has helped pull fans through a lot of trials and such deserves a 3-400,000,000 -fan security detail.
Position: Currently Ranting at 0:800 hrs.
Assignment: Survey basic aerial mapping of Intercontinental audio preference. Quarantine operative enforcement agenda. Report.
Last transmission from enemy: You might want to send a fleet of Evac units to RIAA. Suspected collection of articles by dictates relocation of the board of directors.
Operation:
*****************************
Artist really do not know if people like their shit 101.
Without piracy the RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) is hereby dismantled. No wait! This is not your typical " Gotta get the po folk the shit too " argument. This is there is no proof of what tracks go over better with the general public because everyone is stuck with "radio play". There are several factors that are left out of listener preference studies.
1. All the people in the world at parties who share new albums with others, introduce the entire track listing, and send the people back home to download track 13-15, which never got aired. Or that one song that was going off as we we were coming out of the bathroom..that went like this "__________"
2. The Ice Breaker Chat :"
Clubber 1: "Have you heard of "_______"?
Nalaar: " Yeah, they are pretty cool."
Clubber 1: " Have you heard "__________"?
Nalaar: Nope.*sip*
Clubber 2: " Fuggin bad ass dude..."
Nalaar and about 8 other people at party 5 hours later...listens as Clubber 1 whips out new cd and plays that which got radio play to get everyones attention that he has indeed "Amazoned that bitch"... The remainder of the week we all notices that people are...Limewiring that bitch...and coming to the conclusion, the one or tracks that never saw the blessed light of day are the ones we like best...and posting so on myspace with poqbum.com flash players because myspace will not cough up much of anything but whats been on the radio...and that one track before or after our unanimously decided favorite..dammit!
3. The tracks that are chosen for airtime on mainstream are often the tracks that reflect current public views...in the sameway "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynard Skynard was run into the core of the earth after 9-11 and just recently managed to work its way out the other side like a sliver of a drill bitl stuck in the hand of a machinist... Us Skynard fans can't drink enough to live it down...
With these 3 hundred Tetris blocks firmly fastened into what should be the model for determining listener preference, the integrity of the RIAA is abandoned on the side of the information highway with the understanding that Top Hits is likened unto its thumb in the wind, a thumbnail avatar for media claims going nowhere.
***************************
As a further RIAA agenda counter-strike, what say we crack down on Pirates Bay. Pirates bay is a torrent site..where people download music and other crap. An Ip goes like this...
00.00.00.000
If someone is going to "crack down" on a site, all they must do is get up in the morning, get their coffee log into the CIA admin control panel, and select this option.
Riddle me this? Why is it takes YEARS to get rid of friggin site?
Because its too expensive to lose it... if you have access to this button, as long as you present a site as a problem, people will kiss your ass until you click it. RIAA needs the people with access to this button, and this can be seen in award ceremonies. There is always something of politics to promote...Gov needs to know what single tracks people listen to most in order to know what the public is currently identifying with emotionally to better push their agendas...and they know they cannot gather this information by people buying whole albums...so no one is clicking this button...and if they do its because they plan to unclick it in a weeks time, blame it on a "malicious hacker", just so a high profile person who has complained get a good seven day wind of the idea they might care...
Artist should understand that profiling is everywhere, there is no way around that. I feel most artist should walk the fuggout...after all there is no security in "calling security", but artist that have made music under taboo stresses that has helped pull fans through a lot of trials and such deserves a 3-400,000,000 -fan security detail.
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