jynxjaguar
Newbie
Sometimes you need scenes to help explain things in the FF Universe. Sometimes these are edited out of the final cut for space or content. Something had rather disturbed me about Serah and Snow. Then it struck me what it was....
FF XIII
(The group is wandering the world, Fang and Vanille a little ahead)
Snow: That is one cute tail, right there.
Sazh: Fang? Yeah,I got to admit, it is one fine tush.
Snow (nervously): Yeah, yeah... Fang. Whoo wee.
Sazh (stops): You were talking about Vanille, weren't you?!
Snow: NO! Nonononono,no, NO!........yes.
Lightning: I should've known.
Snow: What?
Lightning: What the F### is wrong with you?
Snow: What do you mean?
Hope: Oh,come on, I'm a twelve year old paragon of naivete, and I know what she means.
Snow: What?
Hope: You are like, seven feet tall, and Serah is what, three foot five?
Snow: So?
Sazh: You don't see the problem?
Snow: No.
Lightning: You unbelievable b#####d!!
Vanille (from up ahead, jumping up and down, giggling): Come on, guys, adventure awaits!
Snow (distracted): God, I love it when she does that.
Sazh: Boy, you are a threat to junior high girls everywhere. Like an older Justin Bieber with gigantism.
Snow: Justin who?
Hope (sparkly eyes): Juuuussstinnn Biiiiieeeberrrrrr....
Sazh: Stay the hell away from me, kid. You got the TAINT on you!
Lightning: Great. Two people with twisted minds.
Snow: Sazh has got a chocobo living in his hair. That thing's got to eat, sleep, and most of all, poo somewhere in there.
Lightning: ...Okay, three. Thanks, Snow, I could have lived the rest of my life without ever considering that. Great, all the guys in our party are freaks.
Sazh and Snow: Hope's a guy?!
Hope: I am? Lightning: I'm going over to X-2....
FF XIII
(The group is wandering the world, Fang and Vanille a little ahead)
Snow: That is one cute tail, right there.
Sazh: Fang? Yeah,I got to admit, it is one fine tush.
Snow (nervously): Yeah, yeah... Fang. Whoo wee.
Sazh (stops): You were talking about Vanille, weren't you?!
Snow: NO! Nonononono,no, NO!........yes.
Lightning: I should've known.
Snow: What?
Lightning: What the F### is wrong with you?
Snow: What do you mean?
Hope: Oh,come on, I'm a twelve year old paragon of naivete, and I know what she means.
Snow: What?
Hope: You are like, seven feet tall, and Serah is what, three foot five?
Snow: So?
Sazh: You don't see the problem?
Snow: No.
Lightning: You unbelievable b#####d!!
Vanille (from up ahead, jumping up and down, giggling): Come on, guys, adventure awaits!
Snow (distracted): God, I love it when she does that.
Sazh: Boy, you are a threat to junior high girls everywhere. Like an older Justin Bieber with gigantism.
Snow: Justin who?
Hope (sparkly eyes): Juuuussstinnn Biiiiieeeberrrrrr....
Sazh: Stay the hell away from me, kid. You got the TAINT on you!
Lightning: Great. Two people with twisted minds.
Snow: Sazh has got a chocobo living in his hair. That thing's got to eat, sleep, and most of all, poo somewhere in there.
Lightning: ...Okay, three. Thanks, Snow, I could have lived the rest of my life without ever considering that. Great, all the guys in our party are freaks.
Sazh and Snow: Hope's a guy?!
Hope: I am? Lightning: I'm going over to X-2....