Bad Lyrics

Aztec Triogal

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As much as love rock, it's home to some of the worst lyrics in the world. lol Half the time what they're saying has some rhyme or reason to it if you have the patience to sit down and decipher it... but that's pretty hard given lyrics like these:

"She likes the art museum, she dont like pavlovs dog.
She fun at the mind museum, she likes it in a london fog.
She dont like other women, she likes whips and chains.
She likes cocaine and filppin out with great danes.
Shes about all I can handle, its too much for my brain."

What the fuck is flippin out with great danes? That's from the ZZ Top song "Got me Under Pressure". Check out these lyrics from Jethro Tull's Aqualung:

"Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
The armys up the rode
Salvation la mode and
A cup of tea."

And does anyone get this line? "Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean" from the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain. I have no clue what they mean.
 
alright keep in mind that i DONT like this song haha, my friend was making fun of it one day.

2gether- U + Me = Us (Calculus)
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym
& not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.
 
As much as I love New Order, they often had some hilariously poor lyrics (like in the song Crystal "Just like love, it's like honey, you can't buy it with money").

Avril Lavigne (who I am NOT a fan of XD) rhyming 'boy' with 'boy' in Skater Boy usually provokes a wince too.
 
Trivium pull harder on the strings of your martyr the song makes no sense it sounds more like boat rudder strange mountain stomp ukraine this lime

Trivium Interpretation wins so much. ITS OUR COATS, THAT MAKES THESE WANDS OUT OF OOOOPETH


In other news, Slipknot - Surfacing, worst lyrics evar.

F**k it all,
F**k This world

etc etc etc
 
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