Adamant, Resident Psychiatrist

Rasputin

Rasputin

are we not men
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For the benefit of my client, I've decided to remove the beginning of the conversation, and kept him anonymous as well (though it isn't THAT hard to figure out who he is). As you can see, I helped turn him from an unstable poster to a productive member of society. If you ever need your own psychiatric help, feel free to IM me at ammichael1@gmail.com (on msn).

Hospital? says: (6:10:56 PM)but......
Hospital? says: (6:11:06 PM)I need to get teh 1000 posts before him!
Hospital? says: (6:11:17 PM)and thats 200 away
Adamant says: (6:11:20 PM)then post in the spam board
Hospital? says: (6:11:26 PM)spam=no count
Hospital? says: (6:12:17 PM)so it is bad for me posting there
Adamant says: (6:12:25 PM)well... post SOMEWHERE then
Hospital? says: (6:12:27 PM)cause I gave up ff stuff so I cant post ff stuff
Hospital? says: (6:12:57 PM)so then I say 'OHS NO!"
Adamant says: (6:13:21 PM)you know, it's not really a big deal to get 1000 posts
Adamant says: (6:13:27 PM)nothing is going to happen...
Hospital? says: (6:13:40 PM)but I can't be beaten to it
Adamant says: (6:13:47 PM)why not
Hospital? says: (6:13:57 PM)cause I am........me
Adamant says: (6:14:32 PM)tell me, mr. hospital
Adamant says: (6:14:47 PM)did you ever have sibling rivalry when you were younger
Hospital? says: (6:14:51 PM)no
Hospital? says: (6:15:07 PM)wat does that have to do with anything?
Adamant says: (6:15:07 PM)honestly?
Adamant says: (6:15:24 PM)can you NEVER say you were competitive with others in your youth
Hospital? says: (6:15:29 PM)no
Hospital? says: (6:15:36 PM)wait
Hospital? says: (6:15:37 PM)yes
Hospital? says: (6:15:39 PM)no
Adamant says: (6:15:49 PM)I see...
Hospital? says: (6:15:49 PM)does yes mean I was competetive or wasnt?
Adamant says: (6:15:56 PM)It depends
Adamant says: (6:16:01 PM)How does it make you feel?
Hospital? says: (6:16:10 PM)o_O
Hospital? says: (6:16:14 PM)*runs away*
Adamant says: (6:16:29 PM)Please, elucidate your thoughts
Adamant says: (6:16:37 PM)I can't help you unless you talk to me
Hospital? says: (6:17:06 PM)your a........phyciatrist?!
Adamant says: (6:17:28 PM)Do you often wonder about these things?
Hospital? says: (6:17:36 PM)o_O
Adamant says: (6:17:58 PM)Maybe you should try to relax.
Hospital? says: (6:18:15 PM)can you stop talking like a psyciatrist?
Adamant says: (6:18:50 PM)You say this, but what do you REALLY want?
Hospital? says: (6:18:54 PM)yes
Adamant says: (6:19:17 PM)Do you honestly need 1000 posts to feel successful?
Hospital? says: (6:19:27 PM)no
Hospital? says: (6:19:32 PM)I just want 1000
Adamant says: (6:20:32 PM)What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "poster"?
Hospital? says: (6:20:44 PM)uhh.....poster?
Adamant says: (6:21:01 PM)How about "thread"?
Hospital? says: (6:21:05 PM)thread
Adamant says: (6:21:18 PM)I see... *scribbles on notepad*
Adamant says: (6:21:30 PM)How was your day today?
Hospital? says: (6:21:34 PM)lol
Adamant says: (6:21:51 PM)Do you like to play sports, Mr. Hospital?
Hospital? says: (6:22:15 PM)no
Adamant says: (6:22:34 PM)Do you play video games often?
Hospital? says: (6:22:43 PM)uhhhhhh yeah
Adamant says: (6:23:06 PM)Do you usually play online or off?
Hospital? says: (6:24:05 PM)both
Adamant says: (6:24:11 PM)I see...
Adamant says: (6:24:25 PM)So how long have you felt this need to compete with others?
Adamant says: (6:26:05 PM)Come, now, Mr. Hospital
Adamant says: (6:31:35 PM)I'll just assume the answer is "3 months"
Hospital? says: (6:31:36 PM)........
Hospital? says: (6:31:40 PM)i dont comptete
Adamant says: (6:32:12 PM)So what you're saying is that you want to compete because of insecurities in your early childhood?
Adamant says: (6:32:41 PM)I believe I can help with that
Adamant says: (6:33:15 PM)You should take some self esteem exercises each day
Adamant says: (6:33:24 PM)how does that sound to you
Hospital? says: (6:33:26 PM)I'm not self consious
Adamant says: (6:33:33 PM)Great!
Adamant says: (6:33:38 PM)We begin tomorrow!
Hospital? says: (6:33:44 PM)?!
Adamant says: (6:33:47 PM)Another happy customer
Hospital? says: (6:33:57 PM)...
Adamant says: (6:33:58 PM)Can I copy this and use this for reference?
Hospital? says: (6:34:12 PM)referenc eofr wat?
Adamant says: (6:34:14 PM)And maybe post it on the forums
Hospital? says: (6:34:26 PM)reference for WHAT?
Adamant says: (6:34:49 PM)Other people who need psychiatric help, of course
Adamant says: (6:34:58 PM)I need to show people that I can help
Adamant says: (6:35:03 PM)So... can I post this?
Hospital? says: (6:35:08 PM)I DON'T NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP!
Adamant says: (6:35:21 PM)I'll just assume by your capital letters that you mean "yes"
 
LOL, one of the greatest posts on this forum!
MR.Hospital seriously needs psychiatric help 0.o :rolleyes:
 
Tidus Blade said:
LOL, one of the greatest posts on this forum!
MR.Hospital seriously needs psychiatric help 0.o :rolleyes:
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I agree to that!

It was quite funny when he was begging to find out a better way to get his 1,000th posts but while Adamant asked him if it was such a big deal or that much of an importance and to be successful, he replied back with a "no" answer. :lol:
 
It wasn't important, just somethign I wanted done. AND I DON'T NEED PSYCIATRIC HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
No of course you don't need help KG, you're absolutely fine.....everything will be OK.....you are perfectly in control of yourself and your emotions.

Just take these two little pills here and everything will be alllll better....

:lol:
 
HEY! the only pill I will take is the red and blue pill. and I'm only allow one of those. Blue makes me normal, and red makes me forget I was ever in the matrix and think everythings all right.......
 
;)

I asked Adamant if he saved our IM from yesterday. But I do not see it posted yet. I guess this IM has that one beat.

Adamant tries to totally confuse everything I write.

:D
 
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