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....SO! I was reading an article earlier about a girl and here friend who discovered their phones were tapped by stalkers from school...and I was like...geee.....I wonder how one might untap their phone in a circumstance like that. But first I had to think...."Wait a minute...they must have used...

record for work: 2 1/2 Days lol

Media: Hey at his next physical, slip the doc a lil sumthin sumthin to whip out his cell and get a shot of MJ"S Dick. Media to kid before court: Hey little dude...whats up? Listen, if you want the games and wardobe we promised you....all you gotta do is....now I ain't gonna show you....but just...

- The absolute icon of media pressure has finally yielded the single most long awaited monetary return. High ranking press and boot-heel paparazzi alike have stood on the blood-money mount and with the gaze of a stoned astronomer, lenses poised to catch the descent of the Star purported to...

This is a poem I wrote that won a contest out of 2500 people in 2004 and was published in a book called "Eternal Portraits." I Will They who are not have spoken death upon the countenance I show. But The Great I Am blew Thier Breath into the purpose I know. And the holy priest with the...

Aztec, if you are still here...first I would like to commend you on your forum patience, as the tendency to get off topic, run with a topic newly selected, or post at the ass end of the thread before reading even one of the previous responses, or even the thread topic is rampant here. I usually...

I just wanted to respond to the actual title of this thread: " What pizza chain would dare to fire the middle man who provides an annual increase in revenue by 20%?" That would be like me owning Wychovia and not depending upon falsified late fees for an extra 44% a year. I mean ya just...

Paid for by the good folks at Talkin Shittigen: You know the shit everything around you is made of? Scientist have discovered a way to create one using the long secreted elements that reside outside the famed and ever growing/self-contradictory "Laws of Physics" from the formerly supposed...

Ever been stuck in a hotel watching tarantulas fuck? Thats not my favorite show. You know you all do it. You sit and watch something haneous, critical, grotesque...yet methodical and yet, ya wipe the slate clean of everything but "methodical" and say... "I could have done it better." I...

Disclaimer: (Yay: Its time for me to announce yet again....I'm playing Devils Advocate for effect. [Post edited upon request: Request found in next post.]....follow Nalaars e-career and you will find I incorporate roles, skits and thought provoking images...as thoughts are meant to be provoked.)...

Dead Can Dance Rakim The language you hear is a fictitious. It is a language they sing in to express how they feel as they sing....a syllabic flow of passion.

I have always been curious as to what person decided to flaunt their obsessive compulsive disorder for the action of "The Tweak". It's one thing to feel the innate drive to constantly straighten something until it falls off the table...or the wall because of a horrible childhood or military...

I'm sorry...I luff you...I really do...but its yer sig...I don't know whether to congratulate you or offer you Midol.:wtf:

An't nuthin but a Stang...

You want my poetry Stang...I'll post that one in the author forum. your welcome.

He is an rare breed of high intelligence and emotional nostalgia. :)

Reincarnation of the soul, is the recycling of an emotional response system for a given purpose. Yeah, Laro. And as far as the other readers.... Both visions of Hell and Heaven are metaphorical. Not literal. There is no flaming fucking hellfire for a soul because a soul has no skin...

I do not believe in Modern Church Ethics, I believe in Christ. For those who have read my post in the Holy Trinity thread, you already know I do not believe in two men and a baby. I believe in Heavenly Mother, Father and Jesus Their Son. I believe They are our Heavenly Family. Churchianity...

I have little insight into his ability to shit without permission, much less run a country. He does not need my support. He needs and desires to go the fuck home unscathed. He reads a teleprompter. He got the memo, sans discussion segment. 1. Kill one individual, its murder. Kill 1...

Thats awesome...happy to donate my eyes to this one!