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  1. JesusVsThePolice

    LET SEPHIROTH WIN!

    I never said Cloud was a punching bag, I said "SEPHIROTH IS CLOUD'S PUNCHING BAG." And I said that "HE GOT STOPPED." Not that he stopped of his own free will. Christ, you need to learn how to read.
  2. JesusVsThePolice

    You mean to tell me...

    "Too poor to avoid a DS." What the fuck am I reading? You sound like you shouldn't drink at all, buddy.
  3. JesusVsThePolice

    LET SEPHIROTH WIN!

    Oh boy, here we go. Sephiroth didn't want to destroy the planet, he wanted to inflict enough damage on it to gather the power from the lifestream to become a God. Sephiroth spent a majority of the game in that cavern place or whatever. You think just because Kefka and Kuja did more that...
  4. JesusVsThePolice

    You mean to tell me...

    Why doesn't your wifi work?
  5. JesusVsThePolice

    You mean to tell me...

    That no one on this fuckin' forum wants to trade or battle on Pokemon? I fuckin' hate you guys.
  6. JesusVsThePolice

    To sit or not to sit

    I'm so creative, you guys. I just got to know, do you sit or stand when you wipe your ass?
  7. JesusVsThePolice

    To Swim or not to Swim?

    Sure is, "nothing better to post" around here. The threads get worse every day.
  8. JesusVsThePolice

    Music

    Who was asking for a definition? Basically, if your musical library only consist of the music played on the radio: 1. You're a thundering faggot. 2. Don't know shit about music. 3. Need someone else to tell you what music you like. No. Gtfo. [/FONT]
  9. JesusVsThePolice

    Sex

    Sorry to say, but this excuse holds no water.
  10. JesusVsThePolice

    A take on women

    Women are, on a basic biological level, unable to grasp the following concepts: Loyalty - they are biologically programmed to leave someone if something they perceive as better comes along. Honor - their entire survival instinct revolves around manipulating and abusing the social security...
  11. JesusVsThePolice

    Sex

    So I was thinking how women always think sex is one sided. Woman: Sex is different for a woman. Guys can have all the sex they want, women can't or they get labed as a slut. Waaaah. Then I thought of this. If a woman has a sex toy, it's considered hot. She's justified, liberated, and...
  12. JesusVsThePolice

    Music

    Pop music is for people that haven't developed a taste in music. Heavy metal is for kids.
  13. JesusVsThePolice

    If a woman has a talking vagina...

    Ah, if only I could go back to being a virgin like you guys... ...Not.
  14. JesusVsThePolice

    Women

    Oh, so true.
  15. JesusVsThePolice

    Beaches and shores

    "I just watched Toy Story. I'm such a dork, tee-hee."
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    My team is almost done. Who is ready to get their ass kicked?
  20. JesusVsThePolice

    Daddy's home

    You come here in trying to play it cool, then try and accuse me of doing something that you yourself are indeed guilty of, as well as the rest of the forum. This should not be difficult to see at all. Apparently trying to strike up a valid argument isn't your strong point and you should cease...
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