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Hello. Welcome to my forum. It wasn't mine when I first walked in here a few weeks back, but I have initiated a hostile takeover through a mix of my rugged good looks and intense 'deepness'. Just think - this could be you if you turn out to be 1% or more awesome than me (I know, I know, it's...

My kind of humour is the kind where lots of people end up dead at the party and everybody laughs about it because I make them. On a serious note, HUMOUR DENIED. NO FUNNIES HERE. I don't 'do' humour. Nor humor, if you want it in American. Don't laugh when I'm in the room, I'm allergic to it.

I think it depends on your upbringing as to how much and in what ways you value your family. Blood isn't always thicker than water, but if you're nurtured by a loving family, it must be easier to build close bonds with all of your family members than if you're begrudgingly raised in a...

People are naturally curious about the Chivalry Augustus. Where did it come from? Why is it an eleven out of ten on the man-o-meter? All very good questions and all easily answerable. You see, the Chivalry Augustus was born in a backwater suburb of Botswana, to a one-legged prostitute mother. He...

All the managers at work are so fat, lazy and stupid. I would love to tell you that this has pissed me off today, but it has also pissed me off tomorrow and yesterday and every day since I joined the working world as a fully-fledged adult. I understand that management is hard, but isn't it...

Worst Final Fantasy game? Erm, hello. Earth to guy. Worst and 'Final Fantasy game' don't go together in the same sentence. Just like 'bad' and 'sex'. No such thing. All my opinion, of course, but my opinion is really the only one that matters.

No more Final Fantasy? Don't make me laugh. If they take Final Fantasy away, then I'm going to start playing Final Fantasy in the streets. Galbadian soldiers running down the stairs, Sephiroth smashing up the place, me summoning Shiva in the midst of a busy shopping centre, brimstone and fire -...

I can scarcely recall my memories at the time I first completed this game. I have to admit I didn't really like Final Fantasy X on my first playthrough. It was a good game, but it didn't feel like a Final Fantasy. I hadn't found any of the sidequests and I didn't really understand how to play...

Thanks, I like to do things a little differently. It's what makes me somebody. Or something. Or nothing.

I sense that we are going to become mortal enemies, TTT. It will probably culminate in an epic battle involving Voldemort, Darth Vader and Monica Lewinsky - all of whom are very good friends of mine. Voldemort in particular sends me Belgian Chocolates every birthday. In amongst all the bad...

Sarcastic people tend to run from the glare of the Chivalry Augustus. They know by now that sarcasm simply cannot be tolerated in his kingdom. This is acceptable to me because it means I need not give you my opinion on sarcastic people. They simply do not exist.

Cloud isn't worried about romance. He'd take them both, at the same time, and Yuffie would be a substitute as well. Cloud is at least an eleven out of ten on the man-o-meter and he's got 'it'. I can understand exactly how difficult this is for him because I too have got 'it'. If you can imagine...

I don't believe in anything. But I don't disbelieve in anything either. The only thing I can be sure of is myself, but even then I'm not completely sure how sure I can be. The reality of reality is that we understand very little of reality. We really on other people to tell us how the world...

Hello. I am me. You will love me, until you hate me. In which case I will hunt you down and poison your disturbed mind until you come to the conclusion that I am indeed the most cherishable thing in the entire world. Then you'll bundle me up in hugs and kisses of joy until the only thing you...

I would probably go anywhere and everywhere if I had the chance. But I would have to say that Australia, South Africa and Italy are top of my list at present. I don't even particularly know why. The first two possibly because they're English-speaking, but completely different to England. The...

You shouldn't have let that stop you. Here in England, we've made it a national tradition to suck at football (soccer). In fact, we even have a national team that celebrates this tradition on a frequent basis against other national teams that are willing to lower themselves to our standard...

If I may be so bold as to take a different tack, I think Auron has a shout out for being the main protagonist. He was the first to discover the whole Yevon-Sin fraud in travelling with Jecht. He clung to 'life' without being sent in order to fulfil his purpose, and along the way sent Kimahri to...