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I used to be an atheist, but I wouldn't really describe atheism as a religion, more a denial of religion. Now, I guess I'm in a similar boat in that I'm an agnostic. I believe quite strongly in the possibility of god, and I am open to the potential for there being all kinds of things, beyond the...

I support Nottingham Forest. I have a season ticket. I've been to around 400 matches in my short life so far. You'd think with an eleven out of ten guy cheering them on, they'd have achieved a bit more in my lifetime, but you know how it is. My hubris obviously doesn't rub off on them.

I'm off work. FOR A WHOLE WEEK. Yesssssssssss. Yes. Drink in my pleasure. Let it sieve out of me and dribble gently over you. Feel the warmth of my reinvigorated soul. Watch as I bask in my own delight. Scent that rosey smell that has descended upon me. Taste the chocolatiness that has become...

Calm down, calm down, CALM DOWN. The world is not going to end on this date or that date. I know what you're thinking - it's alright for an eleven out of ten, immortal kind of guy like me to say, but what about the rest of us mere mortals? Well, let me tell you why it's not going to happen...

Exactly. It's not the ageing of the self that's killing me, it's the slow death of the world around me. It breaks my heart and my spirit. I can come to terms with my own demise. I just cannot believe that those I looked up to and revered, or those I looked down upon and belittled, are exactly...

I've always felt that the concepts of natural good and natural evil are synonymous with the belief in god (or the belief in gods). I don't believe in evil as a definable state of being. I don't believe in complete evil. In fact, I don't believe in evil in the sense that so many people use it...

Hold up, hold up. What if zombies are all that's left, and after years of forced celibacy, you engage knowingly in a living necro relationship with a zomb which includes sexual contact. This has been forced upon you but because it has 'been a while', you naturally are aroused. I don't think...

Do you know, this reminds me of when I lost my soul. I don't know how or where it happened, it might have been when I got out of a particularly hot bath (there are well-documented cases of water gremlins hiding in particularly hot baths and stealing people's souls; you don't notice because...

I miss when other people were young. I know you'll want me to elaborate but I don't know how to.

I'm glad you did, because I'm flummoxed. Isn't flummoxed a fantastic word? From now on, whenever I say 'flummoxed' I'll be thinking of you.

Most of the game is too easy. I'm inside Sin at the moment, and with a few ultimate weapons on show, it's a bit of a blitz. I got to Jecht and he threw himself down before me and begged for mercy. MERCY DENIED.

I didn't get a birthday thread either. I know, I know, it was before I joined the forum. But the scriptures have foretold of the coming of the Chivalry Augustus for quite some time, so it beggars belief that the forum soothsayers did not bear witness to this event in order to pre-empt my coming...

Hello, Arashi, welcome to my forum. I am something of a god around here but you don't have to have sex with me if you don't want to. You must appreciate that the same is true of me should your advances become too forceful.

Well, personally, I have to add a disclaimer to any post I may begin on this subject. I have to say that any birth control applied to myself is a crime against nature. Nine out of ten scientists agree that it is imperative that people such as myself pro-create MORE, to ensure the continued...

Hello, original poster. Just on a few of your points. I too love orgies. Many a time I have entered a room full of mirrors and repeatedly made love to myself and my other selfs. I call this advanced self pro-creation disorder. We all enjoy it, but ultimately it's not a very healthy place to be...

Are you sure that's right? I'm feeling like this is a little bit left. And I'm used to people instantly discarding their opinion in favour of mine. So, we'll agree then. That's left. Please change the thread title at once. AT ONCE.

I burst into spontaneous laughter when she died. Let's face it, the girl made a real stupid decision running off to try and stop THE MIGHTY SEPHIROTH on her own. Sympathy is an emotion I reserve for non-stupid people who are not victims of THE MIGHTY SEPHIROTH. I have really never understood the...

I like to think of myself as everything +1 but that makes me sound kinda fat.

I don't really get why anybody would obsess over this question for more than a few seconds. Tidus existed, maybe not in a corporeal form, but he definitely did exist. He had feelings, emotions, he interacted with people and enriched the lives of others. At some point in time, he existed. The...

Don't worry, I'm so cool and awesome that I can be your muse. Any day, any time, I'll be here. Just look into my eyes, or at the spaces between my words (that's where I hide my magicks), and you'll find your inspiration. I'm here for you, friend.