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It turns the user into a monkey. Who attacks zanarkand in the beginning of FFX?

You name a dog KUPO.

Cloud. It shows through tidus's spikey hair. Why is cloud's hair so spikey?

You think a canary is a baby chocobo.

Super Toilet. It's strongest attack, Super Clog. Why don't you ever see final fantasy characters rush to the bathroom after or during their long adventures?

Nah, He mostly enjoys rap music. Who is the Final Boss in FFIV?

So they wouldn't see him hang himself. Who truly killed auron?

What Brain? What is the strongest enemy in FFVII?

When you drive off the end of the road down a huge cliff and you realize as your falling, that was overdriving. Where did Tidus end up after being swallowed by sin?

Hire an elite team of super pigeons to poop on the whole train making sure that it seeps into the inside. What is with the pom-pom on the head of all moogles?

Those damn moogles cut it off and sold it for crack. Why can't two people summon the same aeon at once in FFX?

To say "Look at my Hot Blue Body!" Why do the moogles say KUPO all the time?

The lunar subterran is not even available until after the Giant of babyl. Moon surface is a good place to train. Fight lunar worms to get to recommended level. I would recommend at least lv. 50 for when inside the giant and you have to fight *Spoiler alert* As for the final boss, I would...

Smelly demented homless people that live in the sewers. What do materia do?

Bob looks around in the world he is now in, He sees a sword to his left, and a banana to his right. In hurry of the random battle he now faced, he grabbed the banana. The monster took 2 seconds to kill him. Moral: Always go for the sword.