Recent content by Count Chocula

Thanks for your help.

No, I registered as Mao Zedong.

I think you know.

Are you trying to tell us that you are a hip, surfing female who stands in silhouettes?

I used to love Mao Zedong, then I found out he was a Communist, and an Asian. Could you change my name to Count Chocula? He was an all-American.

I'd like to have an earthquake occur and crack open the Earth while a train derails and a plane comes hurling down and I try to light a cigarette, oblivious to the fact that the gas stove has been running all day with the windows down, filling the house with gas. And live. Then die when the...

You spelled persevere wrong.

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% I'm so much better than you guys, I can make this shit work.

That's a state of being. Spammer!

He who has made the previous string of posts moot.

Love accepted.

Don't insult my religion.

Overwhelmingly amateurish. I encourage you to get a job as an insurance salesman.

That's so birdman.

Complimentary Fellow.