Recent content by captain_awesome

Hallelujah, after 3 long and painful hours I finally succeeded in getting 0.0 seconds. A word of advice: don't drink and drive chocobos. Its difficult.

The fact that there is no quick way to restart? The fact that the birds home in on you and can appear from nothingness? The fact that 75% of the time it is impossible to get more than 2 or 3 balloons in the starting stretch before the homing seagulls of death come into play? GENIUS! Sheer...

Dear person who programmed/designed the chocobo catcher minigame.... Fuck you. You are a terrible person. You have condemned hundreds of people to your stupid little battle of patience that depends far too much on random chance. You deserve to be shot. If this minigame wasnt in a Final Fantasy...