The worlds most boring guitar tab...

[Captain Squee]

If you can't play this, you better not hold onto that guitar for too long, just set it down and walk away

(yes this is an official tab)

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[Exoskeleton]

Such a beautiful melody

 

[Captain Squee]

it's a 30 note song

 

[Valvalis]

What song is this?

 

[Dionysos]

I have no guitar.

What does this sound like to the untrained ear / eye / eye-to-ear / mind / mind's ear?

 

[Captain Squee]

It's the tab to some video game theme

 

[Exoskeleton]

I honestly couldn't care less

seeing as I don't have a guitar and I only read trumpet/piano notes

 

[Captain Squee]

I honestly couldn't care less

So you DO care?

 

[Dionysos]

'Couldn't care less' is the right thing to say. It's when people say 'could care less' that it is wrong, unless they really could care less, but that isn't what they mean.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Yes! I care like old people fuck: Uninterested and asleep.

Old people have sex

 

[CassinoChips]

I submit to you, sir, Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. 4 notes. repeated ad nauseam.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

theyre chords.

cue: NO JIM DEYRE POWAR KORDZ

also i think theres more than just 4

 

[CassinoChips]

Whatever they are, there's only 4 of them.

I could play it.

And I suck.

Correction: I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *inhale* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Whatever they are, there's only 4 of them.

for the riff.

you know the one that goes.

DO DO DO.

DO DO DO DO.

DO DO DO.

DO DO.

 

[CassinoChips]

That's the one.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Learn to play Y.R.O by Racer X. You penis will grow seven sizes.

 

[Captain Squee]

How do you know if I even have a penis?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that tab you posted is shit squee.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I have a penis.

 

[CassinoChips]

I have a penis.

It.... takes one to know one?