Dr.Fistbeard examines the alien egg
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Oh ho ho ho ho!!! Freedom! Thank you, strange bird.
I promised I would tell you who I saw in here... I do believe I saw a suspicious herring not so long ago... Oh ho ho ho! It was the irritating kid who placed the sack in the bin that you found earlier... Oh ho ho ho!!! I saw it all from this tank and people assumed I was just silly, slimy sea life!
I AM LORD KRAKEN AND I AM UNLEASHED!!! OH HO HO HO!!!!!
STOP MESSING UP MY SWEETS, KUPO! THAT £$!% ROBOT!!!
Excuse me, ma'am. Not you, kupo!
What? Pomas Pomson... is dead, kupo?! Aw, nuts! Well life is cruel for sure. The poor guy had the hots for me, kupo. He kept writing silly poems for me all because our pom-poms tangled once and we were stuck together for days, kupo!!! Pomas saw it as a sign that we were meant to be married, but Kuporius thought Pomas was an idiot, kupo... What began as a minor disagreement between them grew into bitter hatred, kupo... I wasn't in the mood for a relationship, kupo, but I do regret leading Pomson on like I did! I was just having a bit of harmless fun, kupo! How was I supposed to know it would cause distress, kupo?!
Oooooh! A giant, walking gysahl green! Yum! Come on, then! Hop in my mouth! I don't think I am strong enough to lean forward anymore! Oh! Report?! Papers! I ate some of them too! It tasted like the kind moogle was looking after us chocobos, among many things! He thought we didn't have enough space to move around, but to be honest I've forgotten how to move anyway! Please hop in my mouth! I'M HUNGRY!!!
I ate yummy-yummy frog... But yummy hurt my tummy! Worth it. Yum yum!
Near done! More room made means I eat more soon! Yum-yum!
Well done, lad. Next I’ll let you sneak into the pool and play with the blitzball if you scatter more pages in bins, toilets, or anywhere you see fit! Remember, every page you dispose of earns you a treat!
£!$%!" CHUCK NORRIS! Touching that £!£$"% alien, kupo!
Eh, doll... No promises about the keys, kupo, but I could really use a hand with this alien egg. It should have been carried downstairs, kupo. I could have sworn I'd removed this item ages ago.
NOW THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE £!"£$ CHUCK NORRIS, KUPO!!! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!!!
A forgery? The Book of Kelly? HA! No way, kupo!!! Ah-ha ha ha...
I- I am the world's leading expert on the Book of Kelly, kupo! I based my career on it, actually. I know what I am talking about and would notice a forgery, kupo!
Yes, Pomson was poking at it quite crudely, kupo... I don't recall the weird old man being here, but Pomcroft is almost part of the furniture these days, kupo! But Pomson...
AH! If it turned out to be a forgery it would be- AHHHH!!! No way, kupo!
It is real! It is truth!
Miss Selz is using you, Pomson... I hate to break it to you, but she means you ill. You think I'm only jealous, but I worry about your sanity! A truckload of kuponuts to her apartment is an excessive gesture. The song you wrote about the breeze from her wings being the only thing that cools your passion for her is a catchy number because it is funny, not because it is a good love song. Selz does not care about you. Please stop, Pomson. I care about you deeply and I worry that you are going mad. Your other obsession is also at conflict with your desires... You do realise that, right? Choose! Focus!
You ask about the boy, kup-O? My generation would often set boy-servants with menial tasks whilst we set ourselves to work on more serious matters you folk could hardly understand, kup-O... I also cannot move as quickly as I once could, and so it is only logical, kup-O. Ehhh! How am I meant to recall what the notes he was discarding are all about? There has been so much litter about in my home that I canNOT bear it, kup-O!!! If you see the lad, tell him to come up here so I can whip him for not being quick enough.... Imbecile! Day-dreamer! Kup-O!
WAAAAA-AAAAHHH!!!! HEY, KUPO!! PUT THAT THING AWAY, KUPO! AAAHHHHH!!!!!
N-n-no-NO! Wasn't this thing supposed to have been removed ages ago?! Has Mogabod been asleep? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! Are... Are you a murderer? But who is controlling you now? AHHHH!!!!!!
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Pomela, help me! Stop crying and help me!!! The other Pomboy girl - help me, kupo! My golden pom-pom might get ruined, kupo!
Oh! So the egg already hatched, kupo.... WAAAAHHH!!! YOU MEAN THE THING ALREADY GOT YOU?! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, KUPO?!!! YOU DO?! AHHHHH! HELP ME, KUPO! PLEASSEE! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY!!! I SWEAR TO YOU I DIDN'T MURDER THE MAGGOT, KUPO! WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU! AHHHHH!!!!!
Heh-heh, kup-O! There is hardly any reason for you to be so aggressive, ma'am. Why, of course I frequent many rooms in this building. It is my ancestral home, kup-O. Those middlings never understood that, kup-O... Kupobella's alarm is understandable. Pomson had indeed shouted out that the Book of Kelly is a fake. Rather than being a medieval manuscript of high value, the book was written by some tipsy ladette as a joke. Pomson said he could prove that the vomit on one of the pages, which stained underneath the ink, is actually dated within the last 10 years, kup-O... Kupobella here is clearly an upstart who, despite her claims, is hardly an expert in anything...
We should pity her, and the decline of our educational institutions, kup-O!