I sound like an angel.
Obviously.
But okay, seriously, I'm an alto, so I have a lower voice. Nearly everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcastic, witty and most definitely ridiculous. My family banters a LOT, so this is a normal thing. I also tend to use very elaborate words and phrases, exploiting my vast vocabulary quite unconsciously. Some people say this makes me sound snobbish and arrogant.
I just tell them I'm unaware of any words minute enough for them to comprehend.
Since I come from Michigan, I have an
Inland North Accent. Basically, you know the "neutral" sounding accent most actors have in big movies? Well, that's the Inland North accent.
Crazy and random hilarity is my hourly by-product. I'm bluntly honest and give my frank opinion when asked for. I swear a bit, I'm sad to say, but usually it's "heck" 80% of the time. The other 20% is when I'm pissed, and that's when I get much more creative! I also become very, very, very articulate and calm when I get mad. I almost sound like a scholar or professor.

Heck if I know why.