I checked and didn't see a thread like this, though that normally means there definitely is one
So I just got to thinking about what people on here sound like when they speak. I guess you could just write down your patois, accent, tone, volume etc. or just record a sample with a microphone if you have one
I tend to speak very formally using archaic words for someone my age, I rarely use contractions such as "can't" or "don't". I don't use bad words very often either, preferring things such as frick or flip. I also have a bad tendency to pronounce words that begin with a 'qu' as a 'keh sound, for example question would become kestion.
My friends tell me my voice sounds like I'm being sarcastic or mean a lot of time, but I'm not sure if that's true.