Worst Movies of All Time

[John Marston]

The Seeker

Lamest, stupidest movie ever.

Don't watch this one at all, What enjoyment i had when i had finished watching rush hour 3 this movie just destroyed it.

The movie just didn't make any sense at all, i don't know why they made it.


I'll post more when i remember them.

[Kandy-Sugar]

OMG yet another one I must complain about.

The Last House on the Left.

This was just. 0_0 Let's make it as digusting as possible without giving it any real plot.

I read the back of the DVD cover to get an idea of the movie and everything it said didn't happen until the end of the movie. So the first three quarters of it were just crap.

The one thing that I will never forget is when the leader of the group (who kidnapped two girls) raped the main girl. <_< It went on for like 10 minutes and I was like "WHEN IS THIS ACTUALLY GOING TO END! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT!"

It was disturbing and the ending was too predictable and yet stupid at the same time.

[moogling]

I was babysitting my little sister's friend a while back, and I was taking advantage of the fact that her mother said that I could rent a movie (from TWC) if I wanted to. I picked the movie "Teeth". What on Earth was I thinking? This movie was the most... bizarre thing I have ever seen. Maybe I should just give you guys a link to read for yourselves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)

I swear I wanted to kill myself after I saw this.
It also was apparently only released in the US (luckily, it spared some of you). Just so you know

[Kandy-Sugar]

I was babysitting my little sister's friend a while back, and I was taking advantage of the fact that her mother said that I could rent a movie (from TWC) if I wanted to. I picked the movie "Teeth". What on Earth was I thinking? This movie was the most... bizarre thing I have ever seen. Maybe I should just give you guys a link to read for yourselves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)

I swear I wanted to kill myself after I saw this.
It also was apparently only released in the US (luckily, it spared some of you). Just so you know

It actually came out in Australia too.

I wanted to see it but as soon as I flipped it over and read what it was about, I sat it back down.

Wasn't it about some chick, who was sort of alien like and had teeth 'downstairs' and if a guy tried to rape her or something the teeth ate his appendage?

I'm pretty sure that's what I read, or very close to that. Yeah I was sure that was going to be crap. XD

[moogling]

Yeah...
I mean, I was just staring at the screen like... what the hell is this? I don't even know how I got through that. Luckily the kid I was babysitting was asleep the whole time.

Or when the guy she was sleeping with didn't love her, she'd give them this look and, well, bite it off. They even show most of the, uh, stuff. Bleh. How do people even come up with this?

[SapphireStar]

Yeah Id say ... S.W.A.T ...

One of the twats of an ex couldnt get me a Muse ticket for the Absolution tour back in 2003, so in order to say "Sorry Im a twat and lied about the ticket. But I did get you a ticket ... in a sense ..." I didnt speak to him for few days. WORST FILM EVER! I hate Colin Farrel for s start and this was just shite. I almost fell asleep but had to stay awake for his mates girlfriend cause she was bored aswell.

[Calcifur]

For me i have two movies which dissapointed me. Not because they was crap in animation or special effect's but because of the whole experience around them. For me a movie if it is based off a gaming series or a audio cd/concert then they should at least make it be true to what it was based off and make it make sense, if it does not do that then the fans will be dissapointed.

Firstly

Spirits within

yes yes, i know i am a final fantasy fan but this movie seriously dissapointed me, i never truely understood why they even bothered to release this as a movie. Did they truely think most of the fans would like it or was they truely just hungry on making another buck in another side of the industry. I know i probably seem very harsh but for me each final fantasy game is unique in it's own sense and romance or touches of it are always based around the games. But for some reason this did not have much of a storyline, it was good do not get me wrong, but romance well it was touched upon but it seemed off to me. Same with the whole storyline. It seemed very rushed and the eneding just annoyed the hell out of me, when i saw advent children that was what the first final fantasy movie should have been! it had action, touches of romance in memories, a decent plot line and characters we actually know. Gah it just never did impress me much rofl.

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secondly

war of the worlds

now i am sure a lot of people will say it was a amazing movie, special effects was mind blowing and so forth but fans of WOTW will say it was wrong on so many levels. People will know the movie is based off a novel which was also made into a concert/audio show i suppose it would be called. It was based in late victorian england and is about a man searching for his fiance/wife whilst a alien invasion is going on. The novel and other forms it has been made is telling the story of the guy searching for his fiance/wife, dealing with people around him, trying to get out of london to escape to middlesex and at the same time trying to survive. Now remember i said england and london it was based from...

now the movie...It is based on a guy who is a dock worker in new jersey. He has his daughter and teenage son staying with him. Whilst his ex wife is in boston withh her new husband. not i said new jersey and boston ot england or london... he then has to try to protect his kids from the aliens and get them all the way to boston to his ex wife.

now i know there was another movie made a long long time ago but lets not even go there the aliens looked like hoovers with long legs. Seriously not even worth watching so when i heard this was being made into a movie i got so excited. but when i saw this and noticed that there was so much off it annoyed me.

i mean a big part of the musical adaption was the music. It really suited the moods and suited the whole theme around the novel and when they did not even place music like that in the movie it was dissapointing. Why all of a sudden it became a american based movie idea and not the origonal based in england i will never know. The scene where thunder child goes out on the thames to try to stop the aliens and takes down two of them is such a epic scene in the novel and musical adaption and then when it is sunk but the ship gets through it really is such a strong moment because they realise they can be took down with will power and weapons and that a ship got past them and survived. but sadly they did not even bother placing that in the movie.

so i suppose out of the two there, war of the worlds was the worst one, well top worst one lol

[Mitsuki]

Yeah...
I mean, I was just staring at the screen like... what the hell is this? I don't even know how I got through that. Luckily the kid I was babysitting was asleep the whole time.

Or when the guy she was sleeping with didn't love her, she'd give them this look and, well, bite it off. They even show most of the, uh, stuff. Bleh. How do people even come up with this?

Haha. I heard of that movie and saw the trailer. I didn't wanna see it at all...poor you.

Let's see, some of the worst movies for me...(looks in my sister-in-law's 300+ DVD collection)

He's Just Not Into To You - I hated it. I felt dumb sitting there the whole time. I don't dig those type of movies. Not a fan of Justin Long either...he ruined most of it for me.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mine - Definitely lost a few brain cells just by watching this crap. I mean it has its own complexity but still, definitely one of the worst movies I've seen. Kate Winslet's blue dyed hair bugged me so much that it was distracting me from the storyline.

There's more but I'll save it for later.

[Joey Starfire]

VERSUS

It's a REALLY low budget Japenese Film, Now, I like low budget films.
But the big problem was that they started off with a really nice storyline, Hero needs to save damsel in distress etc.
But then it just sort of 'Dispersed' into a different storyline, where the Hero ends up fighting some random dude, that has no relevence to the current story.
It was very confusing. I never understood why te Heroine never came back. maybe the Actress died or something?

All in all, It was a rather terrible film, I made the mistake of buying it, so now it sits at my dads house gathering dust...

[Kandy-Sugar]

Meet The Spartans

I remember me and my brother going to see this at the cinemas.

After watching half of it I left. <_<

It was crap. It dragged on forever about crap and just was not funny at all.

Luckily my brother worked at the cinema and we got in for free anyway.

But seriously, I've never walked out of a cinema half way through a movie before.

This was such a poor excuse for a movie. Some bits were funny here and there but overall, it was horrible.