White Elephant 2020

[Miko]

Hi guys! Gizmodeer is so happy you all signed up!
Plus, Mistletoe the Christmas Moogle just dropped off this year's gifts for everyone!
Most of the gifts are full of wondrous goodies
But if you’ve been naughty this year Santa will know!
And he'll most certainly use some of his Christmas magic to swap your gift out with some coal

Are you ready? Let’s get going! Hopefully you were all good this year!



Da Rules:
Participants take turns either picking a new present or stealing another person’s.
A present may only be stolen two times.
Any Username Colors will last for one week.
Your turn is subject to skipping if we’re waiting longer than 24 hours on you.

Da Lineup:
1. Six
2. Soulcorruptor
3. Linnaete
4. Sly
5. Paddy McGee
6. Espurr
7. Ilyena
8. Galadin
9. Dionysos
10. Jake

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[Miko]

White Elephant
2020
-Updated after each turn-

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Present # 1 Paddy McGee 50gil	Present # 2 Soulcorruptor Coal Black Username Color	Present # 3 Dionysos Sugarplum Username & Color	Present # 4 Galadin 10 gil Coal Black Username Color
Present # 5 Sly 1MP & 50gil	Present # 6 Linnaete 50gil	Present # 7 Jake Cegling Egg Username Color Kupon	Present # 8 Ilyena Coal Black Username Color
​	Present # 9 Paddy McGee Espurr 1MP & 100gil Username Color Kupon	Present # 10 Six Linnaete Six Coal Black Username Color	​

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[Miko]

First up is you, Six ! Which present will you choose?

Remember, if your present remains unstolen throughout the game you get to choose once more at the end of all the rounds!

 

[Six]

Box 10, please! Tonberries! ♥

 

[Miko]

Six grasped at the Tonberry bow, unwrapping its contents to wonders below. She gasped excitedly and let out a squee, but unfortunately for her she should’ve made flee. See Santa Claus knew she wasn’t very nice, as inside the package made her look twice!

Unwrapping it back revealed some coal, enough to fill the deepest of bowls. Her purple soon darkened and turned jet black, making her scream as she was taken aback!
But Santa took pity on poor Kira’s soul and he zapped her a sweater straight from the north pole!

Kira was naughty this year?! Oh dear!


What about you, Soulcorruptor? Were you naughty too this year?

 

[Soulcorruptor]

We all know you've stacked the boxes so let's see the coal shaped package 2 unwrapped please.

 

[Miko]

Soulcorruptor cackled at Kira’s demise, running right by to obtain his own prize. He quickly seized the golden wrapped egg, noting how it smelled of sweet nutmeg. Though suspiciously heavy he unwrapped it on quick, upset when he realized it was all a big trick!

Angry was he when he tossed down some coal, rolling it out as it began to bowl. It toppled some pins and even some people, not that he cared of those peasant townspeople. His brow was furrowed to show his outrage, and his username blackened as he left the stage.

Maybe his turn was all done in vain, but at least he left with this cool egg key-chain.

Linnaete is up next!

 

[Linnaete]

Ever the sly thief
Linnaete coveted the coal
Kira's gift she stole

 

[Miko]

Linnaete stole coal, as it was part of her goal! For what she stole was worth more than gold! On popped the jumper, so soft and so clean, but watch out for that evil conniving gleam!

It don't rhyme that great but it's whats I gots, now Six have you given it any more thoughts?

 

[Six]

“Ye little shite!” Kira said
As she whacked Liv over the head

“Your mischievous plan was doomed to fail!
Throw Liv into the kiddie jail!”

I steal back BOX 10!

 

[Miko]

Rubber glue-back to you, Linnaete!

 

[Linnaete]

My fury now burns
Gift number 6 will be claimed
Your face shall be maimed

 

[Miko]

Linnaete pouted and stuck out her tongue, flipping the bird despite the mischief she'd strung. "Bag number six," She huffed and seethed, undoubtedly angry and oh-so peeved. Unbeknownst to her what lied inside was 50 gil galore - which spilled to the floor!

She panicked and scrambled to grab at her treats, picking them up as she fell to her feet. But what else should she find folded so neat, but a jumper made of yarn with little panter-peets.

sly it's your time to fly!

 

[sly]

Hoping for something better than a sweater or a box of socks. Let's see what goodies present #5 unlocks.

 

[Miko]

sly sauntered on in with hopes in his head, despite the coal passed out in this thread. Present 5 seemed safe to choose, maybe something good like some kind of booze!

But what should he find, when looking deep inside, but a fist full of gold and an MP to hold! What could he say - He wasn't like those rookies, In fact Santa had even left him some cookies!

Paddy McGee it's your time, it's free! Won't you please take some time for me?

 

[sly]

*eats the cookies so nobody can steal them*

 

[Linnaete]

I have been naughty
Surely I deserve more coal
Who must I cajole?

 

[Soulcorruptor]

Maybe McGee
If he would steal from me
You could then steal from him you see
As i would steal from you the gil made from a bee.

 

[Paddy McGee]

I wanna steal KIRA'S thingy

 

[Six]

I wanna steal KIRA'S thingy

Mine's locked, you eejit!