Obama is God
Banned
One of the most disturbing things about Americans is that they practically worship the Founding Fathers and the Constitution. The Founding Fathers were just a bunch of rich white racist homophobic bigots who created a system of oppression, known as the Constitution. Instead of looking up to slave-owning bigots from several hundred years ago, they should instead look up to people like Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Joseph Stalin, Michael Bloomberg, Karl Marx, and other great leaders and philosophers. As for the Constitution, it was written several hundred years ago, and so by definition, it is automatically out of date. Americans should really be more like the Europeans and have a new constitution every five years. Of course our new constitution will be very long, to the point where it is virtually impossible for any ordinary citizen to read it, and by the time the people finally understand what's in the new constitution, we'll just make a new one to throw them off and keep them under our liberal thumbs, it's perfect!
The Constitution contains provisions for a Supreme Court to "interpret" the Constitution, which often prevents us liberals from doing what's best for the people. Luckily we managed to get Obamacare through by bribing a few of the judges, but who knows if we'll get so lucky next time? The Supreme Court is nothing more than a tool used by the evil rich people to oppress the working class, they prevent any laws from being passed that would help the working class; this was the intention all along, the far-right neo-Nazi Founding Fathers made the Supreme Court for the sole purpose of limiting the government!!
The First Amendment contains provisions for freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, this makes it so neo-Nazi hate groups like the Tea Party and Ron Paul supporters can spread their messages of hate and bigotry. This is also what the evil Founding Fathers wanted all along, they wanted the rich to be able to spread extremist messages in order to keep the working class down! The First Amendment also contains provisions for freedom of religion, which is again a ploy to hurt the working class. Karl Marx said that "religion is the opiate of the masses," and the Founding Fathers knew this to be true as well, so they purposely allowed religion to exist in order to keep the people oppressed by the evil rich church owners! Additionally, freedom of speech allows Fox News and Rush Limbaugh to brainwash the people! In order to stop hate speech from promulgating on the airways! We already control MSNBC, Huffington Post, CNN, and countless others, but if even one evil rich conservative has access to the media, then the oppression will continue!
The Second Amendment gives people the "right" to bear arms, but in reality, all that means is that it gives people the right to kill each other! There is no reason that anyone should ever own a gun, let alone scary looking assault guns! The Founding Fathers purposely gave people the "right" to own guns so that the rich can kill workers that they deem "unproductive," and so they can put down strikes. Only rich people can own guns and all rich people are Republicans, so their claim to support "rights" is only a claim to keep them in power. If we disarm the people they will be easier for us to control and the rich can't shoot their workers anymore, thus the workers will be free from their genocidal factory owners.
The Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Amendments prevent us from getting rid of the evil rich Tea Party racists once and for all. The Founding Fathers purposely made these amendments in order to prevent us from getting rid of the evil rich conservatives. If it weren't for these evil capitalist amendments, then we could put start arresting and rehabilitation the Republicans, Libertarians, and Tea Party members; this would make the world a safer place, a world free of hate speech. We could also use our searches and seizures to harass gun owners and take away their dangerous weapons, after all, only rich people own guns and it's impossible to use a gun for self-defense, because murder in self-defense is still murder.
The Tenth Amendment provides for federalism, which is an evil right-wing concept that the people should be subjugated by their states, instead of by the federal government. This gives the evil states with a Christian majority unprecedented powers. Besides, there shouldn't be states to begin with, everything should be maintained by a unitary bureaucracy headed by intellectuals like Barack Obama and myself, after all, we know what's best for the masses. This "federalism" limits our power and prevents us from doing great things to help the working class; which was the whole reason the evil Founding Fathers made America a federation in the first place, to prevent us from helping the working class.
As you can see the Founding Fathers only made the Constitution to control you! But if we all band together and support great leader Barack Obama, then we can destroy this evil right-wing tool of repression! Together we can destroy the Constitution and rebuild America in Obama's image! All we ask in return is your silent and obedient consent, is that really too much to ask for a world free of right-wing oppression?
The Constitution contains provisions for a Supreme Court to "interpret" the Constitution, which often prevents us liberals from doing what's best for the people. Luckily we managed to get Obamacare through by bribing a few of the judges, but who knows if we'll get so lucky next time? The Supreme Court is nothing more than a tool used by the evil rich people to oppress the working class, they prevent any laws from being passed that would help the working class; this was the intention all along, the far-right neo-Nazi Founding Fathers made the Supreme Court for the sole purpose of limiting the government!!
The First Amendment contains provisions for freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, this makes it so neo-Nazi hate groups like the Tea Party and Ron Paul supporters can spread their messages of hate and bigotry. This is also what the evil Founding Fathers wanted all along, they wanted the rich to be able to spread extremist messages in order to keep the working class down! The First Amendment also contains provisions for freedom of religion, which is again a ploy to hurt the working class. Karl Marx said that "religion is the opiate of the masses," and the Founding Fathers knew this to be true as well, so they purposely allowed religion to exist in order to keep the people oppressed by the evil rich church owners! Additionally, freedom of speech allows Fox News and Rush Limbaugh to brainwash the people! In order to stop hate speech from promulgating on the airways! We already control MSNBC, Huffington Post, CNN, and countless others, but if even one evil rich conservative has access to the media, then the oppression will continue!
The Second Amendment gives people the "right" to bear arms, but in reality, all that means is that it gives people the right to kill each other! There is no reason that anyone should ever own a gun, let alone scary looking assault guns! The Founding Fathers purposely gave people the "right" to own guns so that the rich can kill workers that they deem "unproductive," and so they can put down strikes. Only rich people can own guns and all rich people are Republicans, so their claim to support "rights" is only a claim to keep them in power. If we disarm the people they will be easier for us to control and the rich can't shoot their workers anymore, thus the workers will be free from their genocidal factory owners.
The Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Amendments prevent us from getting rid of the evil rich Tea Party racists once and for all. The Founding Fathers purposely made these amendments in order to prevent us from getting rid of the evil rich conservatives. If it weren't for these evil capitalist amendments, then we could put start arresting and rehabilitation the Republicans, Libertarians, and Tea Party members; this would make the world a safer place, a world free of hate speech. We could also use our searches and seizures to harass gun owners and take away their dangerous weapons, after all, only rich people own guns and it's impossible to use a gun for self-defense, because murder in self-defense is still murder.
The Tenth Amendment provides for federalism, which is an evil right-wing concept that the people should be subjugated by their states, instead of by the federal government. This gives the evil states with a Christian majority unprecedented powers. Besides, there shouldn't be states to begin with, everything should be maintained by a unitary bureaucracy headed by intellectuals like Barack Obama and myself, after all, we know what's best for the masses. This "federalism" limits our power and prevents us from doing great things to help the working class; which was the whole reason the evil Founding Fathers made America a federation in the first place, to prevent us from helping the working class.
As you can see the Founding Fathers only made the Constitution to control you! But if we all band together and support great leader Barack Obama, then we can destroy this evil right-wing tool of repression! Together we can destroy the Constitution and rebuild America in Obama's image! All we ask in return is your silent and obedient consent, is that really too much to ask for a world free of right-wing oppression?
