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We didn't receive as many jokes as last year (this is 2020, after all!), but there was still a healthy amount of variety in the jokes. Here they all are for the voting round!
Please don't vote for your own jokes.
Here are the jokes:
Joke 1:
What happened when Cid found Rikku getting zapped by lightning in the Thunder Plains because she wanted to conquer her fear of thunder?
He grounded her. Though she was shocked, she put up no resistance and is currently conducting herself properly.
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Joke 2:
What happened to Tidus' dad?
He went out for a pack of Malboros and never came back.
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Joke 3:
What do Moogles drink on Christmas?
Egg Mog.
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Joke 4:
Joke 1:
What happened when Cid found Rikku getting zapped by lightning in the Thunder Plains because she wanted to conquer her fear of thunder?
He grounded her. Though she was shocked, she put up no resistance and is currently conducting herself properly.
***
Joke 2:
What happened to Tidus' dad?
He went out for a pack of Malboros and never came back.
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Joke 3:
What do Moogles drink on Christmas?
Egg Mog.
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Joke 4:
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Joke 5:
What do you call Sin that's been merged with a Centaur?
A Sintaur.
Joke 5:
What do you call Sin that's been merged with a Centaur?
A Sintaur.
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Joke 6:
Doctor doctor! I think I’m turning into a Burmecian!
You’re Pucked!
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Joke 7:
Why did the Chocobo cross the road?
To get back to Wark!
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Joke 8:
What did Cloud find in his stockings on Christmas day?
Tifa.
-Joke 6:
Doctor doctor! I think I’m turning into a Burmecian!
You’re Pucked!
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Joke 7:
Why did the Chocobo cross the road?
To get back to Wark!
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Joke 8:
What did Cloud find in his stockings on Christmas day?
Tifa.
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