[VOTING] Christmas Jokes! (2020)

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We didn't receive as many jokes as last year (this is 2020, after all!), but there was still a healthy amount of variety in the jokes. Here they all are for the voting round!
Please don't vote for your own jokes.


Here are the jokes:

Joke 1:
What happened when Cid found Rikku getting zapped by lightning in the Thunder Plains because she wanted to conquer her fear of thunder?
He grounded her. Though she was shocked, she put up no resistance and is currently conducting herself properly.


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Joke 2:
What happened to Tidus' dad?
He went out for a pack of Malboros and never came back.


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Joke 3:
What do Moogles drink on Christmas?
Egg Mog.

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Joke 4:
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Joke 5:
What do you call Sin that's been merged with a Centaur?
A Sintaur.

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Joke 6:
Doctor doctor! I think I’m turning into a Burmecian!
You’re Pucked!

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Joke 7:
Why did the Chocobo cross the road?
To get back to Wark!

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Joke 8:
What did Cloud find in his stockings on Christmas day?
Tifa.

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Help us decide a winner!
If you have a spare moment to help us out, cast a vote! If you want to help us out even more, post your reason why in this thread.
 
Sintaur easily.

Just look at the majesty of it. You really also have to admire the extra effort that went into making the joke work for this format.

Now imagine how terrifying it must be to witness a giant whale creature galloping around Spira on a set of four majestic hooves.
 
RESULTS!

Joint 1st Place:

Joke 1 by Linnaete

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Joke 2 by Miko



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Joke 4 by Cloudysky

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Joke 5 by Miko


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Joke 6 by Dionysos

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All of these winners earn 5 EXP!


Other entries:

Joke 3 = Miko
Joke 7 = Miko
Joke 8 = Dionysos

Miko and Dionysos earn 1 extra EXP each.

A hearty thank you to all who entered, and congratulations on the winners!
We have decided that next year we will rename the event ‘Christmas Jakes’.

Until next year...

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
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